DOUG's definitions

Jizzgibbon

Someone who wimps on when its their turn to hit bong.

Hit the bong John you fucking jizzgibbon!

by Doug November 8, 2003

amazingness

When something is amazing according to Doug.

Doug Says: That is quite amazing.

by Doug March 18, 2004

Beef Curtain

It means pussy lips.

Time to start the show better spread the Beef Curtain

by Doug March 31, 2005

texas chilly bowl

you take a phone and lube it with hot sauce and stick it some ones ass.

Hunter likes to get the texas chilly bowl.

by Doug December 1, 2004

Funpossible

Describes an act one wishes to do in the future which might be possible, though not definite, but would most assuredly be fun.

Mike: that might be possible
Doug: it might be fun
Mike: well it would definitely be fun

by Doug February 28, 2004

bad mother fucker

When Samuel L. Jackson pulls out his wallet in Pulp Fiction, this is what is says on it.

"Now give me back my wallet."
"Which one is it?"
"It's the one that says bad mother fucker on it."

by doug March 1, 2004

Boyden

Another name for police

Oh No! Here comes boyden! Hide the shit!

by Doug December 3, 2004