captain obvious

Anyone who states the obvious.

Someone: Soda's bad for you.
Me: Thanks, Captain Obvious!

by dj gs68 August 23, 2003

Heartbeat

A song from Beatmania IIDX that people fail to realize kicks serious ass.

Heartbeat is a Eurobeat song. Fuck you if you don't like that kind of music.

by dj gs68 August 21, 2003

Urectum

The name Uranus was given in 2620 according to the TV show Futurama, to end certain jokes.

I got THAT from Urectum!

by dj gs68 April 24, 2003

toons

The word, which if uttered, will cause a cruise ship to pass by.

Toons! Games! Characters? Downloads! Store! E-mail!

by dj gs68 July 08, 2003

I will s00 j00!

The best l33tsp33k phrase. EVAR.

"I take it, that building was Microsoft Corp? Cos it better not be my Canadian branch, Or I will s00 j00!"

by dj gs68 July 17, 2003

bag

A 65 BPM song on DDR. The catch is, the arrows are extremely hard to read. Never play this song on anything above 1x scrolls peed and call it an accomplishment.

If Bag could be played on 1/4 scroll speed I'd do just that.

by dj gs68 May 18, 2003

u

AOL speak for "you." AOL speak, my ass!

15-year-old girl at the cash register: Hello! May I help u?
Me: Yeah, I'll have a nice cup of STFU!

by dj gs68 July 24, 2003