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Pakistan

Women: Where is Pakistan?
Man: Bitch its next to India.
by DJ Gaurav April 30, 2006
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Axis of Evil

Axis of Evil means and includes most of the following (mostly Islamic nations) countries (if not all):
Afganistan) (mostly the remaining Taliban admistrative areas, Bangladesh, Iran, Iraq, Myanmar/ Burma, North Korea, Pakistan, Pakistan Occupied Kashmir / POK / Azad Kashmir, Palestine, Sudan, Syria, Lebanon, Vietnam and Zimbabwe, among some others (mostly the countries ruled by a dictator.

Basically, this means that people from most of these countries find it extremely difficult to obtain a Visa to the United States of America and need to be on a very high alert from a possible foreign attack on them from the USA anytime, sooner or later, if not yet.
Women: What is Axis of Evil?
Men: Bitch, the human race is an axis of evil.
by DJ Gaurav May 13, 2006
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Indraprastha

1. Old name for Delhi, India.
2. An undergarments shop at Noida's Sector 18 market, U.P., India opened by undergarment's designer Rohit Vij.
Women: What is Indraprastha?
Man: Bitch it has two meanings, which one?
by DJ Gaurav April 30, 2006
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Stumped

Cought unaware, ignorant

Origin: Derived from the ball game, Cricket. First used in India in the mid 1990s.
In the moment of orgasm,
Monica: Will you marry me?
Clinton: I am STUMPED!!!

Teacher: What is the capital of North Korea?
Student: I am STUMPED!!!

During a road show,
TV Channel reporter: You will win $1 million if you answer this correctly.
Mr. Cricket fan: (Excited) YES! I am ready!
TV Channel reporter: Okay tell me - Who is the Wicket-keeper of Kenya???
Fan: (Fucked up) I am STUMPED!!!
by DJ Gaurav November 22, 2005
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Butter Chicken

Butter chicken is the best non vegetarian dish of India a.k.a. Makhani chicken or Murg makhani.
Women: What do you want to eat?
Man: Your pussy and butter chicken.
by DJ Gaurav April 30, 2006
mugGet the Butter Chickenmug.

Indica

A car indegeniously designed and manufactered by the Indian manufacterer, Tata Telco / Tata Motors. It is imported in Europe by Rover and sells by the brand `City Rover`.
Women: What is Indica?
Man: Bitch, its a car made by Tatas.
by DJ Gaurav May 25, 2006
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New Delhi

1. Official political capital of The Republic of India.
2. World's first city in which the number of mobile phones has surpassed the number of fixed / landlines.
3. New name for the northern Indian city once called Indraprastha.
4. The capital city of the northern Indian state, Delhi.
5. One of the most metropolitan & cosmopolitan cities in the world with as many as 21 languages being spoken. Though Hindi / Hindostani (NOT Hindustani) enjoying the first language status, English being the general formal & business language.
6. People of the city are called New Delhiite or simply Delhiite.
7. The city has the world's largest public bus transportation system, 100% of which runs on CNG & is called DTC.
8. Locally called Dilli / Nai Dilli / Navi Dilli / Dehli.
Some Guy: Where are you from?
Other Guy: New Delhi.
Some Guy: Okay.
Other Guy: See you.
by DJ Gaurav November 23, 2005
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