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Curry

Name for any of the Indian hot spicy sauce.
See Butter Chicken.
Women: What is curry?
Man: Shut the fuck up you Bitch.
by DJ Gaurav April 30, 2006
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Indica

A car indegeniously designed and manufactered by the Indian manufacterer, Tata Telco / Tata Motors. It is imported in Europe by Rover and sells by the brand `City Rover`.
Women: What is Indica?
Man: Bitch, its a car made by Tatas.
by DJ Gaurav May 25, 2006
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Stumped

Cought unaware, ignorant

Origin: Derived from the ball game, Cricket. First used in India in the mid 1990s.
In the moment of orgasm,
Monica: Will you marry me?
Clinton: I am STUMPED!!!

Teacher: What is the capital of North Korea?
Student: I am STUMPED!!!

During a road show,
TV Channel reporter: You will win $1 million if you answer this correctly.
Mr. Cricket fan: (Excited) YES! I am ready!
TV Channel reporter: Okay tell me - Who is the Wicket-keeper of Kenya???
Fan: (Fucked up) I am STUMPED!!!
by DJ Gaurav November 22, 2005
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Butter Chicken

Butter chicken is the best non vegetarian dish of India a.k.a. Makhani chicken or Murg makhani.
Women: What do you want to eat?
Man: Your pussy and butter chicken.
by DJ Gaurav April 30, 2006
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DTC

Delhi Transport Corporation, New Delhi, Delhi, India.

Formally,
Delhi Transport Service then Delhi Road Transport Authority then Delhi Transport Undertaking or DTU.
Women: What is DTC?
Man: Bitch, its Delhi Transport Corporation.
Women: What is Delhi??
Man: Bitch, its the capital city of India..
by DJ Gaurav April 30, 2006
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CA season

The period of time during the year when CA exams take place in India - twice a year.
Mostly during the first week of May and November.
Women: Why is Jolly studying so much?
Man: Bitch, don't you know its CA season??
by DJ Gaurav May 15, 2006
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New Delhi

1. Official political capital of The Republic of India.
2. World's first city in which the number of mobile phones has surpassed the number of fixed / landlines.
3. New name for the northern Indian city once called Indraprastha.
4. The capital city of the northern Indian state, Delhi.
5. One of the most metropolitan & cosmopolitan cities in the world with as many as 21 languages being spoken. Though Hindi / Hindostani (NOT Hindustani) enjoying the first language status, English being the general formal & business language.
6. People of the city are called New Delhiite or simply Delhiite.
7. The city has the world's largest public bus transportation system, 100% of which runs on CNG & is called DTC.
8. Locally called Dilli / Nai Dilli / Navi Dilli / Dehli.
Some Guy: Where are you from?
Other Guy: New Delhi.
Some Guy: Okay.
Other Guy: See you.
by DJ Gaurav November 23, 2005
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