DJ Gaurav's definitions

India

India is a country.

Women: What is India?
Man: Bitch, it's a country.

by DJ Gaurav May 17, 2006

Indica

A car indegeniously designed and manufactered by the Indian manufacterer, Tata Telco / Tata Motors. It is imported in Europe by Rover and sells by the brand `City Rover`.

Women: What is Indica?
Man: Bitch, its a car made by Tatas.

by DJ Gaurav May 25, 2006

DTC

Delhi Transport Corporation, New Delhi, Delhi, India.

Formally,
Delhi Transport Service then Delhi Road Transport Authority then Delhi Transport Undertaking or DTU.

Women: What is DTC?
Man: Bitch, its Delhi Transport Corporation.
Women: What is Delhi??
Man: Bitch, its the capital city of India..

by DJ Gaurav April 30, 2006

China

Neighbour of India.

Women: Where is China?
Man: Bitch its next to India.

by DJ Gaurav April 30, 2006

Pakistan

Neighbour of India.

Women: Where is Pakistan?
Man: Bitch its next to India.

by DJ Gaurav April 30, 2006

Delhi

Please see New Delhi.

You typed Delhi,
did you mean New Delhi?

by DJ Gaurav April 30, 2006

Butter Chicken

Butter chicken is the best non vegetarian dish of India a.k.a. Makhani chicken or Murg makhani.

Women: What do you want to eat?
Man: Your pussy and butter chicken.

by DJ Gaurav April 30, 2006