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Definitions by DJ Gaurav

A car indegeniously designed and manufactered by the Indian manufacterer, Tata Telco / Tata Motors. It is imported in Europe by Rover and sells by the brand `City Rover`.
Women: What is Indica?
Man: Bitch, its a car made by Tatas.
Indica by DJ Gaurav May 25, 2006

Hep-shot 

This word is more often used in India's metro cities & like.
New Delhi, Mumbai, Gurgaon, Kolkotta, Noida, Pune, Bangalore, Ahmedabad, Chennai etc..

Happening place or person (usaully a hunk in case of a person).

Mostly a metrosexual guy fully equipped with technolgy, generally carrying a latest mobile phone & roaming around in an expensive car wearing expensive looking cloths, knows most of the stuff being talked about particularly by Gen X Y & is more often than not into hip hop kind of music.
"XYZ is the most hep-shot market of Delhi unlike GB Road"

Girls: I wanna fuck him, he's a hep-shot!
More girls: Me too but in his new BMW!
Hep-shot by DJ Gaurav May 23, 2006
India is a country.
Women: What is India?
Man: Bitch, it's a country.
India by DJ Gaurav May 17, 2006

CA season 

The period of time during the year when CA exams take place in India - twice a year.
Mostly during the first week of May and November.
Women: Why is Jolly studying so much?
Man: Bitch, don't you know its CA season??
CA season by DJ Gaurav May 15, 2006

Roadside-Romeo 

A guy who has nothing to do in life but to flirt around and eve-tease girls. Guys are always proud to be roadside Romeos.
Women: Why are you whistling at me? Are you a roadside-romeo or what??
Man: Bitch, Yes I am chick!
Roadside-Romeo by DJ Gaurav May 15, 2006
CA / C.A. is the abbreviation for Chartered Account / Chartered Accountancy in many parts of the world especially in the commonwealth countries.
Women: What are you studying for?
Man: Shut the fuck up you bitch, I am studying for my CA exams.
CA by DJ Gaurav May 15, 2006

Axis of Evil 

Axis of Evil means and includes most of the following (mostly Islamic nations) countries (if not all):
Afganistan) (mostly the remaining Taliban admistrative areas, Bangladesh, Iran, Iraq, Myanmar/ Burma, North Korea, Pakistan, Pakistan Occupied Kashmir / POK / Azad Kashmir, Palestine, Sudan, Syria, Lebanon, Vietnam and Zimbabwe, among some others (mostly the countries ruled by a dictator.

Basically, this means that people from most of these countries find it extremely difficult to obtain a Visa to the United States of America and need to be on a very high alert from a possible foreign attack on them from the USA anytime, sooner or later, if not yet.
Women: What is Axis of Evil?
Men: Bitch, the human race is an axis of evil.
Axis of Evil by DJ Gaurav May 13, 2006