DJ Gaurav's definitions

China

Neighbour of India.

Women: Where is China?
Man: Bitch its next to India.

by DJ Gaurav April 30, 2006

Sector 18

Market in Noida, U.P., India.

Women: Where is Sector 18 market?
Man: Bitch its in Noida

by DJ Gaurav April 30, 2006

India

India is a country.

Women: What is India?
Man: Bitch, it's a country.

by DJ Gaurav May 17, 2006

Stumped

Cought unaware, ignorant

Origin: Derived from the ball game, Cricket. First used in India in the mid 1990s.

In the moment of orgasm,
Monica: Will you marry me?
Clinton: I am STUMPED!!!

Teacher: What is the capital of North Korea?
Student: I am STUMPED!!!

During a road show,
TV Channel reporter: You will win $1 million if you answer this correctly.
Mr. Cricket fan: (Excited) YES! I am ready!
TV Channel reporter: Okay tell me - Who is the Wicket-keeper of Kenya???
Fan: (Fucked up) I am STUMPED!!!

by DJ Gaurav November 22, 2005

Butter Chicken

Butter chicken is the best non vegetarian dish of India a.k.a. Makhani chicken or Murg makhani.

Women: What do you want to eat?
Man: Your pussy and butter chicken.

by DJ Gaurav April 30, 2006

CA season

The period of time during the year when CA exams take place in India - twice a year.
Mostly during the first week of May and November.

Women: Why is Jolly studying so much?
Man: Bitch, don't you know its CA season??

by DJ Gaurav May 15, 2006

Curry

Name for any of the Indian hot spicy sauce.
See Butter Chicken.

Women: What is curry?
Man: Shut the fuck up you Bitch.

by DJ Gaurav April 30, 2006