DJ Gaurav's definitions

China

Neighbour of India.

Women: Where is China?
Man: Bitch its next to India.

by DJ Gaurav April 30, 2006

CA season

The period of time during the year when CA exams take place in India - twice a year.
Mostly during the first week of May and November.

Women: Why is Jolly studying so much?
Man: Bitch, don't you know its CA season??

by DJ Gaurav May 15, 2006

Axis of Evil

Axis of Evil means and includes most of the following (mostly Islamic nations) countries (if not all):
Afganistan) (mostly the remaining Taliban admistrative areas, Bangladesh, Iran, Iraq, Myanmar/ Burma, North Korea, Pakistan, Pakistan Occupied Kashmir / POK / Azad Kashmir, Palestine, Sudan, Syria, Lebanon, Vietnam and Zimbabwe, among some others (mostly the countries ruled by a dictator.

Basically, this means that people from most of these countries find it extremely difficult to obtain a Visa to the United States of America and need to be on a very high alert from a possible foreign attack on them from the USA anytime, sooner or later, if not yet.

Women: What is Axis of Evil?
Men: Bitch, the human race is an axis of evil.

by DJ Gaurav May 13, 2006

Butter Chicken

Butter chicken is the best non vegetarian dish of India a.k.a. Makhani chicken or Murg makhani.

Women: What do you want to eat?
Man: Your pussy and butter chicken.

by DJ Gaurav April 30, 2006

Curry

Name for any of the Indian hot spicy sauce.
See Butter Chicken.

Women: What is curry?
Man: Shut the fuck up you Bitch.

by DJ Gaurav April 30, 2006

Indica

A car indegeniously designed and manufactered by the Indian manufacterer, Tata Telco / Tata Motors. It is imported in Europe by Rover and sells by the brand `City Rover`.

Women: What is Indica?
Man: Bitch, its a car made by Tatas.

by DJ Gaurav May 25, 2006

Stumped

Cought unaware, ignorant

Origin: Derived from the ball game, Cricket. First used in India in the mid 1990s.

In the moment of orgasm,
Monica: Will you marry me?
Clinton: I am STUMPED!!!

Teacher: What is the capital of North Korea?
Student: I am STUMPED!!!

During a road show,
TV Channel reporter: You will win $1 million if you answer this correctly.
Mr. Cricket fan: (Excited) YES! I am ready!
TV Channel reporter: Okay tell me - Who is the Wicket-keeper of Kenya???
Fan: (Fucked up) I am STUMPED!!!

by DJ Gaurav November 22, 2005