DJ Gaurav's definitions

DTC

Delhi Transport Corporation, New Delhi, Delhi, India.

Formally,
Delhi Transport Service then Delhi Road Transport Authority then Delhi Transport Undertaking or DTU.

Women: What is DTC?
Man: Bitch, its Delhi Transport Corporation.
Women: What is Delhi??
Man: Bitch, its the capital city of India..

by DJ Gaurav April 30, 2006

Butter Chicken

Butter chicken is the best non vegetarian dish of India a.k.a. Makhani chicken or Murg makhani.

Women: What do you want to eat?
Man: Your pussy and butter chicken.

by DJ Gaurav April 30, 2006

Sector 18

Market in Noida, U.P., India.

Women: Where is Sector 18 market?
Man: Bitch its in Noida

by DJ Gaurav April 30, 2006

take on

Its like taking on some one. In Hindi, the closest word for it is Panga.

"Lets take on the guys there"

by DJ Gaurav May 5, 2006

CA season

The period of time during the year when CA exams take place in India - twice a year.
Mostly during the first week of May and November.

Women: Why is Jolly studying so much?
Man: Bitch, don't you know its CA season??

by DJ Gaurav May 15, 2006

China

Neighbour of India.

Women: Where is China?
Man: Bitch its next to India.

by DJ Gaurav April 30, 2006

Stumped

Cought unaware, ignorant

Origin: Derived from the ball game, Cricket. First used in India in the mid 1990s.

In the moment of orgasm,
Monica: Will you marry me?
Clinton: I am STUMPED!!!

Teacher: What is the capital of North Korea?
Student: I am STUMPED!!!

During a road show,
TV Channel reporter: You will win $1 million if you answer this correctly.
Mr. Cricket fan: (Excited) YES! I am ready!
TV Channel reporter: Okay tell me - Who is the Wicket-keeper of Kenya???
Fan: (Fucked up) I am STUMPED!!!

by DJ Gaurav November 22, 2005