DD Alwhiney's definitions

Shit storm

The act of emptying your bowels based on the terrible weather from the storm.

Bro, I heard Titties shit his pants again when they were driving through the bad weather. Talk about a shit storm

by DD Alwhiney March 5, 2023

Laxidazical

The act of faking a friendship with someone in order to gain the upper hand in the world

These morons think I’m their friend little do they know I’m just being laxidazical...wink wink

by DD Alwhiney January 30, 2021

Plase

Another way of saying the common English phrase “please” but with more urgency

Worker 1: Can you cover this shift for me?

Worker 2: Are you gonna be out of town?
Worker 1: No, not really
Worker 2: No not really isn’t an answer

Worker 1: Plase!!!

by DD Alwhiney November 20, 2020

snapchat delusion

The delusion that comes with being on Snapchat and constantly thinking you look like your filtered version of yourself

Girl: Posts clearly filtered picture
Guy: Hey we know that really isn’t you and that you’re not really a cat
Girl: Dont be hating cause you think I’m cute
Guy: She clearly has Snapchat delusion

Girl: *snap* look at me shimmering and having day

by DD Alwhiney December 13, 2019

Front hitters

Another word to use for a female’s breasts. This is a good substitute and slightly classier than tits, jugs, boobies, or bitties.

Guy 1: Dude did see the girl they hired?

Guy 2: No?

Guy 1: Yeah some white chick with no ass but some great front hitters. I hope she comes by and talk to us.

Guy 2: No girls ever talk to me, I think it’s how I carry myself

by DD Alwhiney November 3, 2019

Napber

A word that people will try to find different justifications for but is just not a word

Hey how was your nap?
It was great

So it was like the Amber of all naps?? A napber
That’s not a real word

by DD Alwhiney August 11, 2019

Grandpa wisdom

The advice your grandpa or any random old person has ever given you which you can apply to everyday life situations

Me- I gotta go to the bathroom but it’s full, I really need some grandpa wisdom
Me thinking back deep in my conscience and remembering that my grandpa always said when the bathroom is full soon your pants will be full..... of shit

by DD Alwhiney July 9, 2019