xanga

An online diary used to either write about ones pointless day or to write brief insparations or random thoughts in ones head.
Some use it to write merely for themselves (if their site is not given out, they do not post on anyone else's site, and they have no other connections to their site, it would be pretty hard to find).
Others use it to communicate with friends, and only their friends.
And then there are some who search and search for other people's sites and read every aspect of their poor pathetic lives because they have stalker tendencies.

Ok, so my day was like this, I have no life so I sat on the couch with my daritos all day and watched soap opras because if you look beyond the poor acting and overdramitized women, they're actually pretty damn funny...
I swear she's a dog trapped in a cat's body...
This is much better then that old torn notebook and Mik wont beable to find this one...
Hey you ass, why weren't you in English today, the transvestite whore was gone and we had the coolest sub...
ooh, bobby from flordia, oh and his favortite sport is baseball, mine too, he has a girlfriend, i'm gonna kill that wench for stealling my man...

by DC June 11, 2004

Biznitchell

One who's first or last name is Mitchell who happens to also be a biznitch.

Of all the Mitchell's I know, Mike is the only Biznitchell.

by DC July 02, 2003

Kanz

It means the same thing as Cans (boobs), but the K gives it an edge, and the Z makes it slick.

Look at the kanz on the bitch.

by DC December 08, 2003

Grease

1. noun: THE word.
2. A musical that was made into a 1979 movie with John Travolta.

"Grease Lightenin', go Greased Lightenin'!"

by DC May 13, 2005

Crowed

Using a word that doesn’t exist or with the wrong definition in an attempt to sound hip.

Ex: “These dirty phones are BOGUED OUT.” Instead of saying: “These dirty phones are NASTY.”

by DC December 27, 2004

emile

getting high with a cool dude who thinks he is a girl

i was getting high with an emile

by dc April 21, 2005

l8 b8

Short for "late, bate," which is short for "later, 'bater," which is of course for "see you later, you prolific masturbater."

Gotta go. L8, b8.

by dc June 10, 2003