DB's definitions

blimpy

This occurs when a female placed several tablets of alkaseltzer in 'bottom' then an uncapped cola beverage is inserted and the whole affair is turned upside down draining the contents of the bottle onto the waiting alkaseltzer. Bloating and 'blimping' occurs immediately following. The recipient enjoys a luke warm beverage 'al a blimpy'.

Damn, that's the freshest blimpy I've had in hours!!

by DB December 9, 2003

ass hair

when your pubic hair trails off to finish around your asshole... gentlemen? all ladies have it.. get used to it. Dingleberries tend to take up residence here of you don't clean yourself regularily.

I shave my girlfriends asshole to rid her of all her ass hair once a week.

by db October 10, 2004

becca-da-wrecka

Noun: A Slutty Central Florida Raver.

You would believe the head that becca-da-wrecka gives, glow stick and all.

by DB April 6, 2005

m&m

Mutual Masterbation: When two consenting parties pleasure themselves in the presence of each other. Contact between the two individuals is optional.

We were not lovers as such, although we did indulge in M&M on occasions when the need arose.

by DB August 25, 2003

cocklust

Extreme desire/lust for the male genitalia.

A strong desire to perform oral sex on a male.

Natasha's cocklust made her very good at felatio

by DB January 13, 2005

No Call No Show

The funniest and least responsible way to quit ones job.

To not come into work one day and never give a reason and never show up or call ever again.

John hated his job at taco bell so when friday came along he pulled a no call/no show on them.

by DB January 14, 2005

dingleberries

Are dried up pieces of poo that are stuck in your ass hair.

To remove: soak and pull (they hurt to pull on if they're dry)

It gives me a huge-ass boner when my grandma spreads her ass for me to suck on her dingleberries and then pull them out with my teeth. I like the chew them for a long time before I swallow.

by db October 10, 2004