DB's definitions

whateverthefuckyouwant

Anything that may spark your interest enough to purchase or acquire it.

1. If you want to create a website you have to purchase a domain name , for example: www.whateverthefuckyouwant.com

2. Go to Target and get whateverthefuckyouwant for the house Lois, I don't care.

by db January 29, 2005

mental intercourse

imagining intercourse with someone you find attractive

"Shit, if the real thing is as good as that mental intercourse i just had...."

by DB February 19, 2005

Stu

pertaining to or including overally strong character development, a lack of explosions and/or other action sequences and in general boring

Synonyms: Artsy-fartsy
Antynyms: Brickell

The pianist is such a stu movie

by DB June 10, 2004

chuzzy

Something that is both chubby and fuzzy.

That puppy is so chuzzy!

That guy needs to put on a shirt. He's got his chuzz hanging out.

by db June 25, 2004

dingleberries

Are dried up pieces of poo that are stuck in your ass hair.

To remove: soak and pull (they hurt to pull on if they're dry)

It gives me a huge-ass boner when my grandma spreads her ass for me to suck on her dingleberries and then pull them out with my teeth. I like the chew them for a long time before I swallow.

by db October 10, 2004

ass hair

when your pubic hair trails off to finish around your asshole... gentlemen? all ladies have it.. get used to it. Dingleberries tend to take up residence here of you don't clean yourself regularily.

I shave my girlfriends asshole to rid her of all her ass hair once a week.

by db October 10, 2004

blimpy

This occurs when a female placed several tablets of alkaseltzer in 'bottom' then an uncapped cola beverage is inserted and the whole affair is turned upside down draining the contents of the bottle onto the waiting alkaseltzer. Bloating and 'blimping' occurs immediately following. The recipient enjoys a luke warm beverage 'al a blimpy'.

Damn, that's the freshest blimpy I've had in hours!!

by DB December 9, 2003