DB's definitions

m&m

Mutual Masterbation: When two consenting parties pleasure themselves in the presence of each other. Contact between the two individuals is optional.

We were not lovers as such, although we did indulge in M&M on occasions when the need arose.

by DB August 25, 2003

vaginoma

Literally a Tumor of the Vagina.

A exceedingly annoying woman.

A woman at the pinnacle of PMS. Devoid of Logic and Reason and to be avoided at all costs.

"Her Vaginoma makes her unbearable to me"

What a Vaginoma that woman is, i hate speakign with her

by DB January 13, 2005

kinezo

A greek term for an Asian man.

The kinezo at the grocery store sells cheap melons.

by DB January 13, 2005

dingleberries

Are dried up pieces of poo that are stuck in your ass hair.

To remove: soak and pull (they hurt to pull on if they're dry)

It gives me a huge-ass boner when my grandma spreads her ass for me to suck on her dingleberries and then pull them out with my teeth. I like the chew them for a long time before I swallow.

by db October 10, 2004

ass hair

when your pubic hair trails off to finish around your asshole... gentlemen? all ladies have it.. get used to it. Dingleberries tend to take up residence here of you don't clean yourself regularily.

I shave my girlfriends asshole to rid her of all her ass hair once a week.

by db October 10, 2004

weetfux

Another word used for Wtf or wtfux.

weetfux are you doing over there?

by db December 28, 2004

blimpy

This occurs when a female placed several tablets of alkaseltzer in 'bottom' then an uncapped cola beverage is inserted and the whole affair is turned upside down draining the contents of the bottle onto the waiting alkaseltzer. Bloating and 'blimping' occurs immediately following. The recipient enjoys a luke warm beverage 'al a blimpy'.

Damn, that's the freshest blimpy I've had in hours!!

by DB December 9, 2003