mayerism

The act and/or actions in which one would live by as an UBER john mayer fan. Sharing copious amounts of unecessary facts with the rest of the world. Basically, being obsessed with john mayer and pushing him and his music on the rest of the world!

Making a small "john mayer" christmas tree for your room or a John Mayer Centre piece for your thanksgiving dinner.

by dave December 20, 2003

warhorse

A term referring to an old, retired military man.

"I'm not a colonel anymore...I'm just a retired ol' warhorse."
-Colonel Campbell, MGS

by Dave April 01, 2004

nickel and dime

Traditionally used as part of the larger phrase "To be nickled and dimed to death", referring to the undesired price of upkeep for a certain item. More fundamentally, it refers simply to seemingly hidden ongoing expenses which, over time, add up to a large expense.

That POS Ford is nickle and diming me to death.

by dave June 24, 2004

swag

Promotional gift, tzatchke or leave-behind. The calendar your insurance agent sends. The t-shirt you get at a 5k race. The Gucci purse a member of the academy gets before the Oscars. S.W.A.G. from "sent with a gift."

This year, SWAG from the conference included a gym bag with the sponsor's logo, some coffee mugs with the co-sponsor's logo and some chocolates in the shape of a stethiscope.

by Dave January 10, 2005

slap

What women do when you stop while sucking their pussy, when you stare at their breasts, or for the hell of it.

GUY : "*pays stripper $5*"
HO : "*grabs $5 with her bosoms*"
GUY : "*watches it*"
HO : "*slaps his face*"
GUY : "What?"

by Dave January 06, 2005

grunt

A guttural noise made for several different circumstances: happy, sad, yes, no, oh yes, oh god yes, during sex, taking a shit

GRUNT ooooo yeah

GRUNT - ah man

<wife> Are you gonna take out the trash?
<husband> GRUNT

by Dave February 21, 2003

grunt

*A type of grumbling noise made on certain occassions, such as being hit by something, or being exasperated, etc.

*An ordinary soldier.

*Synonym for ape, a person of low intelligence.

"I grunt when I have to shit."
-me

"Infantrymen of the US Army and USMC are grunts. Unless their special forces."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004