DAve's definitions

Dubious

A smelly #2.

Hi mom, I just dropped a huge dubious. I think my bottom is bleeding.

by dave August 19, 2003

wanker washer

Someone who washes their penis on the urinal flush stream. To do this, they normally thrust their pelvis (and thus penis) deep into the urinal, until the penis touches the stream. They will then flush the urinal, often repeatedly, until they deem their penis to be clean. Paper towel is then used to dry the penis.

One variant is to just use a paper towel (available in most public washrooms) run the paper towel under the urinal stream, and then wash the penis manually with the paper towel.

That guy is a "wanker washer". I saw him washing his wanker in the urinal yesterday.

by Dave March 4, 2003

wiggledysnap

2 key uses, both as an expression of surprise either as unexpected joy or as unexpected frustration or anger

When meeting a friend not seen for a while, "Wiggledysnap, it's good to see ya"

or

After jamming your finger in a car door and trying not to crack it "Wiggledysnap!" is an acceptable expression of anger.

by Dave January 26, 2005

Thump Eah Eah Eah

To be screwed

Derived from the sound of squeeky bed springs or sex without sufficent lubricant.

Bob: "What happened to that chick who got caught giving BJs in the boys room?"
Dan: "Thump Eah Eah Eah"

by Dave October 10, 2004

standard-issue

Basic, mandatory item. A term used in the military. Serves for various things, including weapons and clothes (normally called BDU's).

"The M16 is the standard-issue firearm of the US military, and the Beretta M9 is the standard-issue sidearm."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

pineapple

*A tropical fruit.

*A term to refer to a beautiful man.

*The name of the Mark 2 APHG (Anti-Personnel Hand Grenade), a fragmentation grenade with a service dating as far as World War II. Replaced by the M67, the Pineapple sees very little or no service anymore.

"Nobody uses Pineapple grenades much anymore. Pineapple grenades can also be collected."
-me

by Dave March 31, 2004

whip the willy

To masturbate.

"Do you mind?! I'm whippin' my willy!"

by Dave January 15, 2004