wetrix

A crap game for the N64.
"Ha ha! you've done a wetrix!!" What you say to somebody when they have bought something and it turns out to be a pile of shit.
by Dave January 30, 2005
Get the wetrix mug.

Pentagon

*A shape with 5 corners.

*Another name for the USDoD, which is a massive, pentagon-shaped building (hence its name), which serves as the center for all national defense information, planning, coordinating, etc etc.
"Donald Rumsfeld is the Secretary of Defense. He's also bad-ass."
-me
by Dave September 09, 2004
Get the Pentagon mug.

yahweh

The name of God in hebrew.
"Yahweeeeeeeh!"
-the themesong, similar to Yahoo, in Bruce Almighty
by Dave April 04, 2004
Get the yahweh mug.

Japanese-Massage

A massage technique originating from Japan. This massage involves the massager using her feet to, essentially, step on the person's body, for soothing purposes of course.
"My girlfriend gives great Japanese-massages. ^.^ her massages make me horny so much that I wanna massage her pussy. ^-^"

PS : Not Japanese-massage her pussy; I mean, like, rubbing it with my hands and stuff, to the point where I can stroke her clitoris with my fingers and listen to her hot, sexy, pleasurable moanings. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^
by Dave May 01, 2004
Get the Japanese-Massage mug.

Louisiana

A southern state in the USA known for a fascinating culture, but it's very unsafe to swim there because of alligators.
"He can catch'uh meanest alligatuh wi'just one hand.....that's all he got left 'cause alligatuh bit'im!"
by Dave July 24, 2006
Get the Louisiana mug.

pokey bum wank

To furiously prod ones self in the anus with one finger whilst masturbationg visciously at the same time
Son, why does your duvet smell of poo and sex wee? have you been having one of your pokey bum wanks again?
by Dave September 16, 2003
Get the pokey bum wank mug.

uber

Some times used to refer to a person from the upper peninsula of Michigan. Likely from the Germany meaning of the word as “Above”.
Those ubers might as well be part of Canada.
by Dave February 17, 2005
Get the uber mug.