DAve's definitions

Gronk

Two levels down from white trash.

Those gronks were too smacked out to make it to their kid's custody hearing.

by Dave November 24, 2003

anZac

Australian New Zealand Army Corps. What the Poms called an 'Expeditionary Force' of young Sh*t Kickers that NZ and AUS sent to WW1. Were commanded by hapless bumbling Englishmen, resulting in massive slaughter, forming lasting bond between NZ & AUS. Luckily the English lifted their game in time for the second WW, slugging it out together for four years before the Yanks finally subbed in and hogged the glory.

ANZAC day Holiday
ANZAC cookies

by Dave November 24, 2003

Konami Code

Very similar to greatest of all arcade games- Street Fighter 2 The World Warrior. However on SF2 its not A + B + Start buttons but Small punch + Med Punch + Big Punch.
When entered while on demo screen numbers are displayed, beleived to be the number of Sheng Long's Mothers credit card, Stolen by Ryu in order to purchase manga videos after Sheng refused Ryu's request to "Giz a Twenny Bro!" hence beginning da Fighta.

0001 0030 4567 4509 etc

by Dave November 24, 2003

Unwomanplayafiedism

A type of affliction where it is impossible to get layed.

Man, i really suffer from unwomanplayafiedism, i can't get any chick to sleep with me.

by Dave November 24, 2003

Carrot Top

A semi-talented comic who somehow gets all the chicks

Pam says she's in love with carrot top!

by dave November 25, 2003

Super Loco Pelirojo

If I was a wrestler that would be my name. His finisher would be the 810 splash and he would dominate the lucha libre world.

Super Loco Pelirojo is a ladies man.

by Dave November 25, 2003

CPM

And outdated OS, also an anacronym for Computer Programming magic

Old schoolers used to use CPM with old school Vector Graphics computers.

by Dave November 26, 2003