DAve's definitions

Altama

A company that manufactures top-quality boots for our nation's armed forces. They design boots that are adaptable to urban, jungle, and desert scenarios.

"I'm going to invest in some Altamas."
-me

by Dave November 4, 2004

American Revolution

See Revolutionary War, which was:

America (the fledgling British colony)
VS
Great Britain (the great empire)

"There are posers who want to start another 'American Revolution' by killing all republicans and, essentially, spreading anarchy."
-me

by Dave July 6, 2004

spaff mining

what someone does after fucking with out a condom and does not want a sprog so they finger out all the spaff and eat it. you can practcie on a nice juicy creame egg

james: i was spaff mining in some minger last night as i didnt want to have to pay child support

by dave February 21, 2005

Ecliptic

adj. 1. Of, or pertaining to EclipticZero and/or x-siq; 2. fuckin gay LOL; 3. Inexcusable immaturity; stupidity or lack of intuition.

You are an ecliptic.

by Dave April 20, 2003

Superficial

Of or relating to a surface; concerned only with the obvious or apparent;

Synonyms are: Shallow, External.

Since she is superficial, Kelly will only date guys who are above the height of 6'3, and below 6'7, with NO exceptions. As a defense mechanism, she believes that she is picky and that everyone is superfical to certain degree.

by Dave January 28, 2005

Jasper, Texas

*A city that used to be peaceful until, in 1998, a vicious hate-crime occurred; degenerate white racists were going to drop a black man off back home, but before that they stopped in an unknown area to have a couple of drinks......but then that's when the three racists beat up the black person, and ultimately tied his leg up to the back of their truck and then dragged him, and upon the truck turning, the one being dragged got decapitated by a sewage pipe underneath a road.
This event was so shocking to the little city of Jasper because there has never been such a hate-crime so incredibly radical, let alone have there been any real hate-crimes in Jasper whatsoever. Although the family of this dead man will forever mourn their loss, there were decent white police officers who did everything in their power to get to the bottom of this case. The man was judged as guilty, but disturbingly, the man being charged always had smiles on his face, and he didn't give a rat's ass. Let's see how he likes it when he gets executed.

*The name of a movie with the storyline of the event described above.

*To drag someone behind your vehicle.

"See Michael Moore and all you Mooreons? NOT ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE EVIL!!"
-me

"After seeing Vash the Stampede get dragged on the ground with a car, I thought to myself 'holy shit it's like something out of Jasper, Texas!' LOL"
"*seeing a stickfigure get dragged with a 4x4* holy shit it's like something outta Jasper, Texas! LOL"

by Dave May 22, 2004

git

*A term that goes with other offense-purpose words like idiot, asshole, cunt, dumbass, etc.

*Southern pronunciation of "get".

"Quit being a git!"
-something one would tell an asshole

"If the alarm don't quit, up you must git!"
-what my alarm clock tells me; it's a black dude that is a lawyer I guess

by Dave March 27, 2004