DAve's definitions

Wood

What George gets in the mornings

Osca: AHHHHH bears trying to shove his wood in my face

by Dave October 3, 2004

sweetback

70's black slang for a large penis.

Don't slip that girl your sweetback, she's got the clap!

by Dave December 28, 2005

waster

A person that regularly drinks copious amounts of alcohol and acts rather drunk all the time.

Dave Curtis is not a waster, he simply likes the occasional pint of ale.

by Dave December 28, 2003

black project

A type of top secret development of something, such as weapons. There is possible disregard for morals and opinions, particularly opinions.
Black projects are usually government-related, sometimes paid for by the Pentagon's "black budget".

"For example : the Aurora plane is a black project."
-me

"Certain things like laser cannons and time machines really do exist! It's called 'black projects'."
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

tobaccy

Chewing tobacco.

"No tobaccy please."
-me

by Dave April 1, 2004

Konami Code

Very similar to greatest of all arcade games- Street Fighter 2 The World Warrior. However on SF2 its not A + B + Start buttons but Small punch + Med Punch + Big Punch.
When entered while on demo screen numbers are displayed, beleived to be the number of Sheng Long's Mothers credit card, Stolen by Ryu in order to purchase manga videos after Sheng refused Ryu's request to "Giz a Twenny Bro!" hence beginning da Fighta.

0001 0030 4567 4509 etc

by Dave November 24, 2003

bazookas

Another term referring to a woman's breasts, particularly large breasts.

SOMEONE : "Hey if we go back to war we should bring bazookas next time."
ME : "*staring at some hot, big-breasted babes* Only if I could bring THOSE bazookas with me. ^-^ "

by Dave July 5, 2004