DAZ's definitions

fadgehammer

The art of hammering fadge

I got fadgehammered last night, i cant walk now

by daz December 18, 2004

Platty

a dude who lives in kent and shags computers, lil mofo. it never used 2 b a hard drive...

you: hello, u aint been a platty again hav u?
friend: sorry the usb was irresistable

by Daz January 4, 2005

Football Factory

A movie bible to all young chavs on their future lives, violence and drugs. Follows the lifes of football hooligans covered in yes, you guessed it, Burberry and shit Parka's.

Film that has more swearing that a series of the Osbournes.

White Boy Jemal: "Hey Bruv! Did ya watch The Football Factory"

Dave: Yeah course, innit, bruv, its safe.

White Boy Jemal: Fuckin top notch weren't it

Dave: Fuck yeah bitch, I'll fuckin kick your head you muggy little cunt.

White Boy Jemal: Fuck that for a laugh.

by Daz January 24, 2005

sinn fein

Political Wing On The Irish Catholic Terrorists Called The IRA

Apologists For Terrorism

by Daz May 13, 2005

saggies

boobs that have hence since dropped unetrievably south...

'my god, that 85 yr old woman would be so fuckable if it wasn't for her 3 foot saggies'

by daz October 23, 2004

Hazaah

Hazaah is a type of onomatopoeia, devised while me and my friends were doing bugsy malone. It is used to show a group celebration about a particular event.

One person announces, "Hazaah for "insert object/name here" and then in responce, everyone shouts out "Hazaah!" in a celebrating type fashion.

This celebration is reserved only for males. If any femenists are reading this, then dont get too offended, just go and invent your own celebration

Darren:"Hazaah for hitting one of the staff with a custard pie!"

Every male: "HAZAAH!"

by Daz December 4, 2004

fragster

the most badass chigger in town. enjoys cake and busting faces.

omg, fragster just ate a whole jamaican ginger cake before busting mike tyson's face

by Daz February 22, 2004