DAZ's definitions

scummer

Anyone from southampton

You scummer

by daz April 2, 2004

Football Factory

A movie bible to all young chavs on their future lives, violence and drugs. Follows the lifes of football hooligans covered in yes, you guessed it, Burberry and shit Parka's.

Film that has more swearing that a series of the Osbournes.

White Boy Jemal: "Hey Bruv! Did ya watch The Football Factory"

Dave: Yeah course, innit, bruv, its safe.

White Boy Jemal: Fuckin top notch weren't it

Dave: Fuck yeah bitch, I'll fuckin kick your head you muggy little cunt.

White Boy Jemal: Fuck that for a laugh.

by Daz January 24, 2005

fadgehammer

The art of hammering fadge

I got fadgehammered last night, i cant walk now

by daz December 18, 2004

Fexy

To be very pretty but also highly unatainable.

Christ on secondhand green half-penny, look at that Thogg thats just walked in the club!! How Fexy is she? I'm off to relieve me Crunné on in the bogs.

Don't bother talking to her, you'll never Clatt her She's Fexy.

I like her loads, but its obvious she's just Fexy.

by Daz September 22, 2004

godzola

The combination of God the word and God the footballing genius that is Gianfranco Zola....

Can't fink of one at the moment

by daz April 21, 2005

Mansarino

To own something small and slighly pathetic.

You should have seen that porno, he was talking the talking and walking the walk, but as soon as he whipped out his Crunné on it was Mansarino, she didn't know whether to stick a cocktail stick through it or suck it.

My car is Mansarino, it broke down 8 times on the way to Andorra.

by Daz September 22, 2004

Clatt

To have sexual relations with a certain person. Shag. Bonk.

How nice is she!? I'd love to clatt her Bovobuar thogg. however she's plain Fexy, I don't stand a chance.

I clatt her all night last night, and when I woke up this morning we Clatt again!

He lied, he said she Clatt him.

Do you want to clatt me?

by Daz September 22, 2004