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by Dave October 14, 2004
Get the Mountain Deezy mug."Yeah, I knew I didnt have enough money to pay for two movie tickets, so I had to buy only one ticket and double-dragon my girlfriend in through the back door of the theater."
Bill:"Damn! your girl is smokin'! Does
she have a sister?"
Bob:"Yeah, she has a twin!"
Bill:"NO WAY!!" "Double-Dragon!!!"
Bill:"Damn! your girl is smokin'! Does
she have a sister?"
Bob:"Yeah, she has a twin!"
Bill:"NO WAY!!" "Double-Dragon!!!"
by Dave June 12, 2003
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Get the Milf mug.*A city that used to be peaceful until, in 1998, a vicious hate-crime occurred; degenerate white racists were going to drop a black man off back home, but before that they stopped in an unknown area to have a couple of drinks......but then that's when the three racists beat up the black person, and ultimately tied his leg up to the back of their truck and then dragged him, and upon the truck turning, the one being dragged got decapitated by a sewage pipe underneath a road.
This event was so shocking to the little city of Jasper because there has never been such a hate-crime so incredibly radical, let alone have there been any real hate-crimes in Jasper whatsoever. Although the family of this dead man will forever mourn their loss, there were decent white police officers who did everything in their power to get to the bottom of this case. The man was judged as guilty, but disturbingly, the man being charged always had smiles on his face, and he didn't give a rat's ass. Let's see how he likes it when he gets executed.
*The name of a movie with the storyline of the event described above.
*To drag someone behind your vehicle.
This event was so shocking to the little city of Jasper because there has never been such a hate-crime so incredibly radical, let alone have there been any real hate-crimes in Jasper whatsoever. Although the family of this dead man will forever mourn their loss, there were decent white police officers who did everything in their power to get to the bottom of this case. The man was judged as guilty, but disturbingly, the man being charged always had smiles on his face, and he didn't give a rat's ass. Let's see how he likes it when he gets executed.
*The name of a movie with the storyline of the event described above.
*To drag someone behind your vehicle.
"See Michael Moore and all you Mooreons? NOT ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE EVIL!!"
-me
"After seeing Vash the Stampede get dragged on the ground with a car, I thought to myself 'holy shit it's like something out of Jasper, Texas!' LOL"
"*seeing a stickfigure get dragged with a 4x4* holy shit it's like something outta Jasper, Texas! LOL"
-me
"After seeing Vash the Stampede get dragged on the ground with a car, I thought to myself 'holy shit it's like something out of Jasper, Texas!' LOL"
"*seeing a stickfigure get dragged with a 4x4* holy shit it's like something outta Jasper, Texas! LOL"
by Dave May 22, 2004
Get the Jasper, Texas mug.*A term that goes with other offense-purpose words like idiot, asshole, cunt, dumbass, etc.
*Southern pronunciation of "get".
*Southern pronunciation of "get".
"Quit being a git!"
-something one would tell an asshole
"If the alarm don't quit, up you must git!"
-what my alarm clock tells me; it's a black dude that is a lawyer I guess
-something one would tell an asshole
"If the alarm don't quit, up you must git!"
-what my alarm clock tells me; it's a black dude that is a lawyer I guess
by Dave March 27, 2004
Get the git mug.The main character of Trigun, an anime series. Vash the Stampede is a man shrouded in mystery, but is instantly recognized for being someone with a $$60,000,000 (sixty-billion double-dollar) bounty on his head. This is quite contrary because....well, watch the show to see what I mean.
"Trust me on this! When I first saw the first episode of Trigun, I thought it was fucked up and absolutely bipolar! But you have to give the show a chance, and you will learn more and more about not only Vash the Stampede, but the show in general. And if you're an intelligent person, you can look into the show's powerful philosophy."
-me
-me
by Dave June 23, 2004
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