DAVE's definitions

paisano

Means "friend" in Italian.

"I think."
-me

"Hey paisano!"
-a mafian walking past a fellow mafian

by Dave June 14, 2004

spazzhole

The quivering, hair trigger, Kung-Fu grip action of a orgasm'ing vagina.

Holy Shit! When she went off, her spazz hole made my thunderlizard throw up.

by Dave January 21, 2005

beef

*Another term for "fart".

*A term representing a grudge.

*Some good eatin'! ^_^ comes in hamburgers and even big fat steaks. I hear that deer tastes better though.

"....but people from India must think we're a bunch of psychotic lunatics (seeing as how, duh, beef comes from cows, and how cows are sacred in India). -_-' "
-me

by Dave March 28, 2004

Congress

The true power behind the United States of America.

"Although we, the people, have the power, it is Congress that decides whether or not our power is acceptable. Use your Amendment X responsibly."
-me

by Dave November 3, 2004

kagome

The adorable main character of the manga/anime series Inuyasha.

"I'm in love with you Kagome!"
-me, not Koga

by Dave January 14, 2004

case

Noun: 1. A 24-pack of beer. 2. NOT any other increment of beer.

1.I picked up a case of Miller Lite for the party.

2. Loser: I picked up a 30-case of beer for the game tonight.
Normal Person: Dude, you mean you got a 30-PACK for the game.
Loser: No dude, it's a 30-case.
Normal Person: You're a fag. A case is 24 cans of beer; NOT 6, 12, 18, or 30!

by Dave May 1, 2005

Cock-punch

closed-fist blow to the penis

These folks deserve a big cock-punch.

by Dave October 22, 2003