After ejaculating in a womans mouth, you cover her mouth with your hand and punch her in the stomach, thus causing the ejaculate to come out her nose
by Dave April 12, 2005

by dave December 08, 2004

where 7 castaways live never being rescued because gilligan always is fucking things up. I would take little innocent Mary Ann and kill everyone else
by Dave October 27, 2003

"What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? 45 pounds!"
"You're fuckin stupid man."
"Yeah well you're a fuckin' squarehead."
"You're fuckin stupid man."
"Yeah well you're a fuckin' squarehead."
by Dave January 16, 2004

A type of program that one would take because of horrid financial problems.
Although Welfare is commonly used by lazy people, Welfare still has a vital purpose in civilization.
Although Welfare is commonly used by lazy people, Welfare still has a vital purpose in civilization.
"Sadly, everyone takes Welfare due to laziness. To me, the only time Welfare is appropriate is if the person, or his family, is in bad financial shape. Nevertheless, as long as lazy people take Welfare, Welfare is nothing but an excuse."
-me
-me
by Dave April 19, 2004

Female of latin origin (mostly spanish), as opposed to latino (male latin). On a sidenote, latinas are very hot'n'sexy. ^-^
"There's all kinds of beautiful women out there, but latinas have hot characteristics of their own which could make them the hottest hotties out there. ^.^ but that's still under debate......for me anyway."
-me
-me
by Dave January 29, 2004

A snake of Japanese mythology, said to have a cobra-hood that extends all the way down to its tail. Whether or not it's harmful is actually unknown.
If you can prove that the Tsuchinoko exists in real-life, then you are the shit. Everyone, band together and take part in the great worldwide hunt for the mythological, fabled creature known as the Tsuchinoko. Your reward? A cookie!
If you can prove that the Tsuchinoko exists in real-life, then you are the shit. Everyone, band together and take part in the great worldwide hunt for the mythological, fabled creature known as the Tsuchinoko. Your reward? A cookie!
"You can find the Tsuchinoko in Castlevania : Aria of Sorrow, and even in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater."
-me
-me
by Dave January 05, 2005
