BJ

1. blow job
2. when a girl makes a guy happy in his pants by sucking on his member
3. the name of some geek who gets horny from rubbing his calculator violently
1. She gave one hella good BJ last night.
2. Gimme a BJ.
3. Stop buying BJ calculators. He keeps staining his pants.
by dave February 15, 2004
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American Flag

The flag of the United States of America.

Although there ARE too many around the nation these days, I still have this to say : if you don't like it, or hate America so much, then FUCK OFF.
"Every Nine-Eleven I go around carrying the flag to piss people off. It's fun."
-me
by Dave March 27, 2004
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camoflauge

This is an often-accidental misspelling of the word "camouflage". I JUST learned this myself! >.<
by Dave May 19, 2004
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laughabiliosis

The result of a small non-life threatening virus entering the cranial cavity. Victims with this disease laugh at the stupidest of words and phrases, and sometimes can erupt into strange body motions which resemble a partial seizure. When an 'attack' comes around, they tend to head straight to the floor, rolling around heaving and laughing so hard it looks like they are in serious agony. Ironically enough, the number one cause for an 'attack' on someone with laughabiliosis is when someone recites the word LAUGH immediately after the person's name.

The origination of this disease seems to have been linked to the KGB but no source can confirm this information.
Non-infected person

Ash, I've been meaning to tell you...I cooked turkey for dinner.

Infected person:

.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *insert seizure here*
by Dave January 09, 2005
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Vincinated

The term used to describe your mental state after drinking with the Vincinator. There are varying degrees of Vincination, from serious alcohol poisoning (CAT 1) to waking up in Devon, on a Thursday, with a sore arse (CAT 5)!
I went for a quiet drink with Vinny, just woke up three days later, I have been Vincinated.
by Dave September 19, 2004
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bouncy

A term relating to how a woman's breasts bounce frequently.
"Mai Shiranui is bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy......"
by Dave December 31, 2004
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