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purple monster

in this case, not the head of a penis but miss robson, the manly female teacher that possesses a beard.
She is insensitive and spiteful, nasty moo!
'imagine if you were a big purple monster!'
'erm miss, thats u, u stupid fuckin man'
by dave February 16, 2004
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Mikhail Kalashnikov

The inventor of the legendary AK-47 assault rifle.
"Now he says he 'wishes he invented a lawnmower', because he is aware of his own weapons being used, and blackmarketted, by terrorists. Don't worry Mr. Kalashnikov, we still love you....even if you are a commie. lol "
by Dave March 25, 2004
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Deagle

Shortened name for the IMI/Magnum Research Desert Eagle, a powerhouse of a handgun, chambered for either .357 or .50AE.

Counterstrike gamers call the Desert Eagle "Deagle".
"I wanna buy a Deagle. ^_^ but imagine if I shot the damn thing; my hand would probably come off! lol "
by Dave March 30, 2004
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plane

1. v. for a flying object to strike a stationary object.
1. that bird just planed the shit out of my windshield.
2. you best watch out, or i'll pull a john denver and plane your ass.
by dave September 14, 2004
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Ryne

To think its funny to hurt people becuase your penis is so small you think it will make you a big man to show someone else up.
He had a big ego and went around being Ryne to persons.

I dont care for that kid he's just too Ryne too often.
by Dave July 25, 2006
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fairy

*An offensive word toward a male coward.

*An offensive word toward a homosexual. Supposedly British context.

*A tiny little woman with insect wings. Some men can be such as well, but the female kind are much more popular.

*A popular internet picture of a Japanimated babe that does a little hop and her breasts do a little bounce as a result. Comes in a wide variety of hair colors, eye colors, and robe colors.
"There's the deer. Take'im!"
"But....but I can't..."
"What?"
"I don't wanna hurt the little innocent animal!"
"You fuckin' fairy!"

"*lispy* Ooh, customers! Let's get down tonight pretty-boy!"
"Don't touch me you fairy."

"Fairies are not real."

"I love my bouncy fairies. ^_^ "
by Dave December 9, 2004
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hith

your looking canny hith
by dave November 13, 2003
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