zoom zoom

Trademark from Mazda's commercials, both in the music and spoken by young boy at the end.

Music/Song:
"zoom... zoom... zoom"

Boy:
"Zoom... Zoom"

by Dave March 14, 2004

Chode

1. A penis that is bigger in width than length.
2. A small organism that is found on the bottom of the ocean.
3. A small bird native to Sri Lanka

Ralphie has a chode.
Joell is a big chodeface.

by Dave February 08, 2003

er0k

The ultimate, the absolute, ub3r-1337 h4x0r.

er0k: i am going to hack you
innocent: O know please don't!
<-- innocent has quit, h4x0r3d by er0k.

by Dave August 06, 2003

Rule of wrist

Similar to the rule of thumb. The rule of thumb was that it was legal for men to beat their wives as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb. Some women take offense to the use of this phrase. Rule of wrist is much more appropriate for these nit-picking femanazis.

The rule of wrist here is to measure out an arms length.

by Dave November 17, 2003

ass

1)general body; when used in im gonna kick you ass

im gonna kick your ass

by Dave January 31, 2004

smuggling yo-yos

describes one who has a wordcamel toe/word.

by Dave October 13, 2003

prostitute

*A person (yes, apparently men can be prostitutes as well) who condones sexual acts for payment of money.

*A hack received by a woman who is dressed beautifully, or if the woman is beautiful.

"I didn't know guys could be prostitutes!"
-me

ME : "You got some nice duds today babe. ^-^"
CHICK : "Thank you. That other kid said I looked like a prostitute."

by Dave March 20, 2004