DAN's definitions

internets

George Bush's new name for the Internet, if you ask me he said it that way on purpose to keep his old and traditional guy image. Thank God he didn't say "intranet" or "interweb"

Does the fact that it's "internets" make it the sequel to Al Gore's internet?

by Dan November 4, 2004

Mah

A word used primarily by those who are insane.or who are taking medication.In general this word is used to cause large amounts of chaos on local school busses.This word can be used at anytime or any in any situation but generally as recogniton of something or in spite of something.

Bob jumped on the bus screaming MaH MaH MaH! while the rest of the bus simply stared they had come to accept his antics.

by Dan January 5, 2004

spongebobsquarepants

- a very fat homely girl who has enormous amounts of cheese on her ass.

chirstina calderon

by dan November 3, 2003

puck bag

A hockey term. Used to describe any girl that has been fucked by 2 or more hockey players from the same team. Being a puck bag is very prestigious, only the highest class sluts are graced with this honor. Puck bags can be found around college campuses and ice rinks near you.

That puck bag was at our house last night, what a slut.

by dan April 14, 2004

Tight

Is a word meaning aproval

Damn that jacket is Tight or your ass is soo tight

by Dan March 12, 2004

Harpua

The most evil dog in all of Gamehenge. Has the ability to shape-shift and eat cats. The main subject of the song of the same name by Phish.
see Poster Nutbag.

"When suddenly, Poster Nutbag runs outside, encounters Harpua... They
battle. . .

by dan January 10, 2005

Falsetto Cool

Noun also adjective by context

1. The illusion of higher social status provided by assuming the trappings, fashions, mannerisms, language and idiom of a culture or subculture to which one does not rightly belong. 2. A wanna-be or poseur. 3. A soul-dead culture thief.

See also wigger, see also ICP See also rapper see also eminem.

Johnny used to be an individual, but now he wears baggy pants, over-sized sports jerseys, his cap sideways, lots of gold chains and listens to rap like all the other Falsetto Cool kids in his class.

by Dan January 11, 2004