DAN's definitions

Kentucky Rattlesnake

A rusty muffler and pipe system that has fallen off someone's old piece of crap car or truck that sits in the road until someone else runs it over.

Jimmy ran over a Kentucky rattlesnake on his way to the 7-Eleven for some beef jerky. Brandene's gonna be pissed.

by Dan April 14, 2009

Trogdor

1.) Strongbad's pet dragon, which lives in a remote corner of Strongbadia and is notoriously nocturnal.
2.) A video game associated with Strongbad's dragon.

1.) Trogdor loves to burninate any peasants he can find.
2.) My girlfriend just got to level 28 in Trogdor yesterday.

by Dan July 24, 2003

Rag Doll

Ye who get ye period for extended tyme

remember that skater ragdoll? he skated for 12 days strait

by Dan February 3, 2003

soup

A half hour weekly television show on the E! network. This show presents pop culture news in a comedic way. It reviews the past week's celebrity gossip and happenings. It usually mocks celebrities and what they do. It is hosted by Joel McHale.

Last night I laughed when The Soup made fun of Tom Cruise's actions on Oprah's talk show.

by dan September 1, 2008

Mumper

Just like a jumper, yet slightly different.

Exclusively featured on www.xdafied.com

The mumper you are wearing isn't as good as the one I am wearing.

by Dan January 19, 2005

cone titties

Boobs that decrease in size approaching the nipple. They are very common on fat bbw chicks.

Oh my god that fatso has cone titties, but I'd still bang her.

by Dan January 17, 2005

Aloysius

The renegade province located off the east coast of Africa. Run by a group of Satanist I.H.M. nuns who have enslaved many peoples who aimlessley drifted to the island in search of food and/or shelter. Its leader The Dimick is notorious through out Africa as a brutal War Lord. Some have attempted to save the poor creatures trapped on this island. One man's name is Sung Bung.

Did you hear that someone ALMOST escaped from Aloysius but got shot in the head, ravaged my sharks, poisoned, impaled, and raped before he had a chance?

by Dan March 26, 2004