DAN's definitions

The Dimick

The evil, satanist war lord and leader of the province of Aloysius. She is notorious through out Africa and the underground world. She cannot be stopped and ironically has a mustache resembling one that of Adolf Hitler's unique style. She has yet to be stopped for her dastardly deeds.

What if The Dimick finds out you stole a toothpick?!?!?!? She'll have us both raped, tortured, and slaughtered!!!

by Dan March 26, 2004

trichinosis

A disease caused by eating undercooked meat, usually pork, that contains trichinae, which develop as adults in the intestines and as larvae in the muscles, causing intestinal disorders, fever, nausea, muscular pain, and edema of the face.

If you eat that raw meat, you may get trichinosis.

by Dan November 30, 2003

Algebra

A form of greeting. Similar to "hello"

"Hey, man"
"AAL-gebra"

by Dan November 6, 2004

hatchet man

logo of phychopathic records. kinda like the logo for the dark carnival.

im runnin with the hatchet

by Dan January 24, 2004

the zorch plunge

make your neighbor lie face down on the floor with his ass cheeks spread. proceed to squirt mustard and ketchup on your penis and yell "time to wake up!!!!" then you hit the bastard on the head with an alarm clock and jump from a 10 story building and do a flying dutchman into his ass

rob gave jordan a zorch plunge

by dan September 28, 2003

warped

Cool or funny in a weird way.

Damn yo, that talkin' ape is warped!

by dan August 30, 2003

DanMalo

Its one word, bitch.
He rocks, he rolls, he mods the NG BBS with an iron fist... made of gummi bears.

"You are as cool as DanMalo."
"THATS A LIE!"
"You are right. Nobody is."

by Dan September 28, 2004