DAN's definitions

puglise

1) a teach who use to be very funny looking, but now looks like the devil; often found drinking a blood-like substance

"Hey, its the devil."
"Is he drinking apple juice?"
"No, that's blood."

by dan October 11, 2003

nerd

Someone who thinks that they are cool for knowing things that will never be needed. Or someone who does an unnecisary amount of schoolwork because they think that is cool.

Jessica is a total nerd

by dan October 15, 2006

pull the goalie

To masterbate

Dan pulls the goalie repeatedly while watching porno

by Dan May 11, 2003

raised

robbed by dark punks

hey shit man! don't take me money an me best watch!

by dan November 22, 2004

the cave

The Cave is an anabolic move punishes a girl for being subservient to a man. It consists of kicking her face in so that it resembles a cave. You blast it in her mouth before you kick.

I had to give this girl The Cave because she was too pretty. She thought she was better than me.

by Dan October 20, 2004

Fleshy

A word used to describe a lusciously hot female. Derived from the word Fleshlight.

That ho was fleshy!

by Dan November 17, 2003

Wreake Valley

School in Syston, looks like a prison and has psychadellic carpets upstairs from the 70s, with BigMac at the helm. Still awesome even though the green doors are basically time portals back to when Donovan was in the charts and Mr. Booth was a hippy, rather than Ozzy Osbourne.

Well done Dr. Barrie, who cares if you use foul language during a first aid demonstation - awesome!!!

by Dan April 21, 2005