DAMAN's definitions

minister

Priest with no sexual urges.

A Priest will touch little children, a Minister won't.

by DaMan August 8, 2003

DaMan

your mam

your mom

by DaMan August 8, 2003

planes hit the towers

One of the many time in which symbolism is used to show a disaster. Much better than saying September 11th because just saying that doesn't paint a picture into somebody's mind about what the disaster was about. Also, if you use your brain you can think up many others.
Example:
- Boat hit the iceberg: Titanic sinking
- Bullet hit the president: Assassination of JFK
- Planes shot the beach: Pearl Habor
- Planes hit the towers: 9/11

I was sad when I heard that the planes hit the towers.

by DaMan August 9, 2003

DEATHSTAR

A shio in Star Wars that can blow up planets.

I wanna see the DEATH STAR blow up stuff.

by DAMAN August 18, 2003

blackout

Something that happened in the USA for afew days. Contrary to poular belief, the reason for it was NOT terrorism, the US government, an accident at a powerplant, the Canadian government, or a bunch of squirrels that all jumping on the powerlines at once. IT WAS ALIENS TRYING TO PREPARE TO CONCOR THE WORLD. They caused the blackout, trying to make people go insane so they could start coming down while everyone was in caos.

The aliens caused the blackout! Go to www.weeklyworldnews.com and see for yourself.

by DAMan August 19, 2003

changsta

Chinese gangsta.

WOW, that new Asian kid is a real CHANGSTA.

by DaMAN August 28, 2003

FROSTY THE SNOWMAN

A gay-ass mother fucker who scares kids into molesting themselves.

Oh shit, that man looks just like FROSTY THE SNOWMAN.

by DaMan September 5, 2003