D0c's definitions

catchers mitt

A dried out, purple pussy usually on an old broad who has not had sex in years. It looks like a vintage catchers mitt from the 1930's.

Beth has a catchers mitt for a snatch....

by d0c March 17, 2008

African keep away

Another name for the sport of basketball.

You Peckerwoods wanna play a little African Keep Away?

by d0c July 14, 2006

He Man Woman Haters Club

From the old Our Gang show where the little boys hated the little girls and would not allow them into the club. A modern day version is any group of men who love to hate and hate to love the females. HMWH are not gay, just can't stand the BS that females offer. Another example is Al Bundy's NO MA'AM Club.

I am a member of the He Man Woman Haters Club.

by D0c February 24, 2006

gizz

Another name for a pussy. A gizz sounding like GA-IZZZ, not jizz as in sperm or cum.

My friend has a gizz vent in her car, which blows A/C on her bare gizz.

REMEMBER: G is for girl and GIZZ... not J as in jizz!

by d0c August 12, 2006

cunt

Can't Understand Normal Thinking!

A slam on the "unusual" thinking habits of the fairer sex, CUNT....

by D0c April 10, 2006

Giggity

A hottie, usually younger. A pre Giggity is a less than eighteen year old. A Gaggity is an ugly girl that thinks she is a Giggity. Can be shortened to Gig.

Damn look at the rack on that Giggity!

by D0c August 8, 2009

Captain

A rank in a police, sheriff or fire department, usually the commander of a team or group of officers.

A male captain will sometimes offer to any female.... Want a little Captain in ya?!

Captain, my captain.... Yes please put a little captain in me!

by D0c April 10, 2006