D0c's definitions

catchers mitt

A dried out, purple pussy usually on an old broad who has not had sex in years. It looks like a vintage catchers mitt from the 1930's.

Beth has a catchers mitt for a snatch....

by d0c March 17, 2008

Fuck It List

A list of women a man has bedded and also a list he wants to screw. Much like a bucket list.

Pam Anderson is on my Fuck It List, I wished on the done side!

by D0c January 10, 2009

Clydesdale Piss

A term for any AB or Bud beer product. Usually.. a clydesdale will drink Coors and piss Bud.

Give me a bottle of Clydesdale Piss please!

by D0c February 23, 2006

African keep away

Another name for the sport of basketball.

You Peckerwoods wanna play a little African Keep Away?

by d0c July 14, 2006

wheat ridge

A small burb west of Denver having around 33,000 citizens.
Home of the Coors Bottle Company, the city is known as the Carnation Capitol of the World and for the rich wheat fields that once occupied the land. A great small town in the middle of the big city!

Wheat Ridge, Colorado... a great hometown!

by d0c August 12, 2006

mail box check

A retirement or social security check.

Waiting on the mail box check.

by D0c April 15, 2006

mud plug

When you fuck someone in the ass and get a plug of shit in your piss hole. Related to a poop noodle...

I pissed out a mud plug.

by d0c March 14, 2008