D0c's definitions

treasure trail

a thin line of fine hair ON A WOMAN from the belly button to the pussy. Sometimes attractive if very fine or peach fuzz, gross if it long and bushy.

She has a nice treasure trail above her puss.

by D0c April 10, 2006

gomer

A United States Marine

Look at Gomer in the blue uniform.

by D0c April 9, 2006

catchers mitt

A dried out, purple pussy usually on an old broad who has not had sex in years. It looks like a vintage catchers mitt from the 1930's.

Beth has a catchers mitt for a snatch....

by d0c March 17, 2008

Work Hot

When there is a good looking male or female at your job, that on the outside would not be so hot.

You can substitute "Work" with the name of your place of business... She's Coors hot or he's Walmart hot.

Sue is really work hot, but if she was at the bar...she would not be as hot compared to the others.

by D0c March 17, 2009

Lip lard

Another name for Chapstick or other lip stuff to put on your beak....

Hey, my lips are dry, throw me some lip lard.

by D0c May 21, 2008

un girlfriend

A girl who is not your girlfriend but offers the same benefits. Much like 7Up, you like it... it likes you! A title for those guys who are afraid of commitment. A little like a fuck buddy, but one step up, maybe a bit of like/love. Did I say love?

Me and my un girlfriend are into non committal sexual realtionship, then we usually eat.

by d0c July 24, 2006

Lakewood

A burb just west of Denver. Sits under the base of the Rocky Mountains. A great place to live and be from!

Lakewood, Colorado a great place to call your hometown!

by d0c August 12, 2006