D0c's definitions

catchers mitt

A dried out, purple pussy usually on an old broad who has not had sex in years. It looks like a vintage catchers mitt from the 1930's.

Beth has a catchers mitt for a snatch....

by d0c March 17, 2008

un girlfriend

A girl who is not your girlfriend but offers the same benefits. Much like 7Up, you like it... it likes you! A title for those guys who are afraid of commitment. A little like a fuck buddy, but one step up, maybe a bit of like/love. Did I say love?

Me and my un girlfriend are into non committal sexual realtionship, then we usually eat.

by d0c July 24, 2006

Lakewood

A burb just west of Denver. Sits under the base of the Rocky Mountains. A great place to live and be from!

Lakewood, Colorado a great place to call your hometown!

by d0c August 12, 2006

rusty sheriff star

A brown asshole or poop shoot.

My old lady has a clean rusty sheriff star for a culo.

by d0c March 17, 2008

woody

A white person... short of Peckerwood.

Look theres a woody in the hoody!

by D0c April 10, 2006

hillbilly round and round

NASCAR or any other racing event where there are thousands of white folks.

hillbilly round and round, more fun than kissing your sister....NOT!

by D0c July 14, 2006

cunt

Can't Understand Normal Thinking!

A slam on the "unusual" thinking habits of the fairer sex, CUNT....

by D0c April 10, 2006