D0c's definitions

woody

A white person... short of Peckerwood.

Look theres a woody in the hoody!

by D0c April 10, 2006

cunt

Can't Understand Normal Thinking!

A slam on the "unusual" thinking habits of the fairer sex, CUNT....

by D0c April 10, 2006

strawberry shortcake

A chick with red pubic hair.

She is a real Strawberry Shortcake

by D0c April 15, 2006

Fuck It List

A list of women a man has bedded and also a list he wants to screw. Much like a bucket list.

Pam Anderson is on my Fuck It List, I wished on the done side!

by D0c January 10, 2009

Lip lard

Another name for Chapstick or other lip stuff to put on your beak....

Hey, my lips are dry, throw me some lip lard.

by D0c May 21, 2008

piss sack

The layer of fat or roll under the female belly button just above the good stuff.

Look at the piss sack on her?

by D0c February 24, 2006

catchers mitt

A dried out, purple pussy usually on an old broad who has not had sex in years. It looks like a vintage catchers mitt from the 1930's.

Beth has a catchers mitt for a snatch....

by d0c March 17, 2008