mud plug

When you fuck someone in the ass and get a plug of shit in your piss hole. Related to a poop noodle...

I pissed out a mud plug.

by d0c March 14, 2008

He Man Woman Haters Club

From the old Our Gang show where the little boys hated the little girls and would not allow them into the club. A modern day version is any group of men who love to hate and hate to love the females. HMWH are not gay, just can't stand the BS that females offer. Another example is Al Bundy's NO MA'AM Club.

I am a member of the He Man Woman Haters Club.

by D0c February 22, 2006

gomer

A United States Marine

Look at Gomer in the blue uniform.

by D0c February 22, 2006

cunt

Can't Understand Normal Thinking!

A slam on the "unusual" thinking habits of the fairer sex, CUNT....

by D0c February 21, 2006

rusty sheriff star

A brown asshole or poop shoot.

My old lady has a clean rusty sheriff star for a culo.

by d0c March 18, 2008

paddy

Since many early American cops were Irish, the wagon that carried them to a crime scene or hauled crooks to the jail were known as Paddy Wagons.

O'leary... summon the paddy wagon... these boys need to spend the night in the hoosecow.

by D0c February 22, 2006

mail box check

A retirement or social security check.

Waiting on the mail box check.

by D0c March 09, 2006