Definitions by D Flawless

Mastrigate 

An over inflated judge in a traffic court

Timmy bought a good GPS system to track his speed so the mastrigate couldn't prove he was speeding

Mastrigate by D Flawless December 8, 2019

Planet Shitness 

A place you go to run like a rat on a treadmill in a room of mostly normies but the few hot bimbos you see are all glued to their fucking stupid headphones

When I get off work I alternate between running on the treadmill and weights at Planet Shitness

Planet Shitness by D Flawless December 7, 2019

ETS Boys

A band of Asian guys who are rockstars at taking standardized tests

Did you hear, Chang Long Wang of the ETS Boys just got another perfect score on the GMAT and the GRE both in the same week!

ETS Boys by D Flawless December 7, 2019

Penis Colada 

Your mom's favorite drink

All the Stacys at the club be getting the penis colada at closing time

Penis Colada by D Flawless November 16, 2019

The Joe Schmoe Trap 

When a guy seems too ordinary to draw any real attention

Nick wasn't getting many replies on Tinder-the was kinda stuck in the Joe Schmoe Trap.

The Joe Schmoe Trap by D Flawless November 16, 2019

Mastrawank 

When you take your penis and jack it off all over the place

I mastrawank 3 times a day

Mastrawank by D Flawless November 14, 2019

Confidence 

The ability to shamelessly fart during sex without fear of repercussion.

After the first night, of trying to nit fart, Chad developed true confidence when he would just rip one loudly right in the middle of sex.

Confidence by D Flawless November 13, 2019