D Flawless's definitions

Psychometric cockometer

A psychic measuring rod that allows you to immpute the length of your ex girls new boyfriends penis

The psychometric cockometer pegs him at a girthy 9.375 inches

by D Flawless December 26, 2023

Onlytrans

A gay porn site full of trannys

Kinda like only fans except for trannies- we have onlytrans

by D Flawless July 13, 2022

Masterbayshin

When you jack off in the San Francisco bay

I be goin to the Golden gate Bridge to do some masterbayshin this weekind

by D Flawless June 3, 2022

roll of shame

When you fail a rep on the bench press and then roll the barbell down towards your waist and then stand up to drop the weights

After attempting to max out at 300, Chad failed a rep, but was able to successfully complete the roll of shame and drop the weights on the floor

by D Flawless November 24, 2021

Bumble

The reason there ain't no hot chicks at the mall no more

All them feminst bitches on bumble be blockin my ass again

by D Flawless April 3, 2019

Poopert Murdoch

A greedy israeil fake news propagandist who wants to vaxterminate us all

Poopert murdoch silences all the anti vaxxers and bought a lot of pfizer stock

by D Flawless February 11, 2022

Dumble

A dating app stolen from tinder by the bitch Whitney wolf herd where hot blonde bitches go to get some tall white cock from chad.

Chad got 50 matches on Dumble. Whitney loves that tall white boy cock!

by D Flawless July 21, 2022