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Fuck E Cheese

I ate an entire pizza at Fuck E Cheese with a cup of orange soda and bowled a perfect game in Skee ball and played some air hockey
by D Flawless May 8, 2021
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Chad Thundercock's Penis

The reason all the hot girls suddenly stop answering your texts after Saturday night
After a long, hard Saturday night on Chad Thundercock's Penis, Stacy suddenly couldn't remember her name or what day of the week it was anymore and just sat in the corner drooling all curled up in a ball
by D Flawless November 3, 2019
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Erectionometry

The measuring of one's dick with a boner
Joey was a regular practitioner of erectionometry, constantly measuring his dick with a tape measure to see how long his hardon got
by D Flawless August 16, 2020
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Sir Fucksalot

A high-testosterone knight who also sat around King Arthur’s round table whom we hear so much less about because all he did was fuck
Sir Fucksalot was charged with defending all the kings damsels, turned out they were all pregnant by the time the king could get to them
by D Flawless May 26, 2020
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San Modesto

A dreamy California town filled with palm trees, beautiful beaches, and beautiful women in bikinis.
Me and my buddies taking a weekend trip out to San Modesto to get some ladies!
by D Flawless January 30, 2022
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jewkikeistan

the united states of jewkikeistan, formerly the USA
by D Flawless November 30, 2024
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Penis Colada

Your mom's favorite drink
All the Stacys at the club be getting the penis colada at closing time
by D Flawless November 16, 2019
mugGet the Penis Coladamug.

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