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Mormican

Utah is starting to get a lot more Mexicans converting to Mormons, hence mormicans
by D Flawless May 25, 2022
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Drop-Down Oppression

When a drop-down menu fails to include any option that applies to you and doesn't include the option 'other', thereby invalidating your existence
Dude, a lot of companies use drop-down oppression to keep outsiders out
by D Flawless November 28, 2020
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Wankcel

A guy who doesn't even try to talk to girls cause he's too busy wacking off
Bro, stop being such a wankcel and go pick up chicks
by D Flawless January 4, 2020
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Johnny Appleseed

When I fuck a girl and then stuff my ballsack in her pussy so that the whole thing is in there at once!
I fucked that single mom on he living room couch and then pulled a Johnny Appleseed when I stuffed my nuts in her pussy right behind the big sausage!
by D Flawless June 2, 2018
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jewkikeistan

the united states of jewkikeistan, formerly the USA
by D Flawless November 30, 2024
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Brian Dirty Laundry

Some privileged tall, rich white bastard who pushed his hot blonde girlfriend off a cliff on their hiking trip and then tries to cover it up and the police refuse to do anything about it because he's a white man like them
Brian Dirty Laundry pushed went into hiding last week and hired a team of lawyers once his girlfriend's body was discovered rotting in the woods, but nobody arrested him because the police love a controlling white man like them
by D Flawless September 21, 2021
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Bumble

The reason there ain't no hot chicks at the mall no more
All them feminst bitches on bumble be blockin my ass again
by D Flawless April 3, 2019
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