Yupokit Uonit

An Inuit painter and pottery artist who doesn't exist but when he pokes a girl he owns her hahahaha

Yupokit Uonit just fucked a hot eskimo bitch, now he owns her. Then he crossed over to Europe an fucked some hot blonde bitches and now owns them too hahahaha

by D Flawless June 16, 2022

mastraburnout

When you can't even find any good pictures to wank to no more

Timmy is currently experiencing a case of mastraburnout- even the pictures from Facebook, the class yearbook and the brothels in Nevada don't cut it no more. Give it a week though and let the juices have some time to regenerate

by D Flawless May 05, 2021

Penis noir

A fine wine served alongside chardonnay and caviar

Penis noir served with fresh caviar

by D Flawless September 27, 2023

Mall orgy

An orgy with the hot bimbos at the mall

I went tona mall orgy in Dillard's and fucked thr hot mall girls

by D Flawless July 20, 2022

Low Self-Esteem

When you jack off only to average-ish girls because you know the girls you really want are too far out of your league and you lack the courage even to fantasize about the girls you really want.

Chad had low self-esteem, so he only wanks in the shower to pictures of Becky when deep down he really wants Stacy

by D Flawless November 12, 2019

jewbnb

a greedy company run by brian chesky that allows greedy assholes to rip off guesta and act like feudal masters and treat their guests like shit

The robotic jewbnb call center workers, thank you for calling airbnb we cant help you blah blah blah

by D Flawless March 18, 2022

cocktezuma

A Mexican dude with a huge cock

Bro, that girl from the club went home and got cream pied last night by cocktezuma!

by D Flawless November 23, 2023