D Flawless's definitions

Jewplantis

Pole vaulter with a hot blonde gf

Armand jewplantis won 3 golds for israel

by D Flawless December 3, 2024

Sexbotomy

Essentially a lobotomy caused by fucking too hard

Brad gave Katie a sexbotomy on Saturday night and by Tuesday morning she could barely remember her name

by D Flawless September 3, 2020

penisdemic

When my dick pics go viral

Everyone take your masks off and run! We're in the midst of a global penisdemic

by D Flawless September 10, 2020

dick-up artist

A guy who's a master at giving himself a hardon, any time, any place

I'm going to the club to practice my pickup artist skills.

Well I'm staying home to wank and practice my dick-up artist skills

by D Flawless July 18, 2021

Lifeguard orgy

A party with lots of hot lifeguard sex

I'm a head over to the lifeguard orgy

by D Flawless July 19, 2022

jewbnb

a greedy company run by brian chesky that allows greedy assholes to rip off guesta and act like feudal masters and treat their guests like shit

The robotic jewbnb call center workers, thank you for calling airbnb we cant help you blah blah blah

by D Flawless March 17, 2022

Drop-Down Oppression

When a drop-down menu fails to include any option that applies to you and doesn't include the option 'other', thereby invalidating your existence

Dude, a lot of companies use drop-down oppression to keep outsiders out

by D Flawless November 28, 2020