D Flawless's definitions

Fuck E Cheese

The best pizza in the world

I ate an entire pizza at Fuck E Cheese with a cup of orange soda and bowled a perfect game in Skee ball and played some air hockey

by D Flawless May 8, 2021

Masturbazi jew

A Jew that wanks off a lot

You know how there's Ashkenazi Jews, well there's also masturbazi Jews and they invented cornhub

by D Flawless June 17, 2025

Tiredcel

When you aren't getting laid cause you're too exhausted to go out and game

Jerry just worked a 12 hour shift and was too tiredcel to go out to the club and pick up chicks

Jerry: Dude, I think I'll run some game on the inside of my eyelids to tonight

by D Flawless January 4, 2020

High Self-Confidence

The ability to shamelessly fart during sex

After trying to hold off on ripping one the first night, Chad developed a high self-confidence from there on out.

by D Flawless November 13, 2019

hookergraph

When you get a prostitute's autograph

After I had sex at the brothel I bought a t shirt and asked for a hookergraph

by D Flawless November 9, 2021

Triangle of Oppression

A system in which horny chads, blonde bimbos, and greedy rich people have basically hijaacked America to their own benefit and society's detriment, leaving in their wake a large undercaste of silenced, oppressed average joes

Trapped by the triangle of oppression, Johnny was contantly stuck dateless and low on cash

by D Flawless April 26, 2020

Football

A bunch of meathead cocksuckers with dick for brains who fuck each other up the assholes and lick wet sausage!

Faggot: I be watchin da football game bruh!

by D Flawless June 2, 2018