D Flawless's definitions

Live by the cock die by the cock

A saying meaning that one who lives their entire life for the purpose of pleasing their weiner may eventually get wiped out by an STD

After banging over 100 chicks, Chad finally got a bad infection and was paralyzed from the cock down. Live by the cock die by the cock

by D Flawless November 7, 2021

mastrigator

an aligator that wanks a lot

Don't walk through the creek or you might get your cock bit off by a mastrigator

by D Flawless November 25, 2021

Tap it and trap it

The opposite of hit it and quit it - When a guy knocks a girl up and then cuts her off from all her friends and takes over complete control of her life

girl: Are you a hit it and quit it kind of guy
guy: Nah, I'm more of a tap it and trap it kind of guy

by D Flawless October 14, 2020

Robert Sixteenth

A financial staffing firm that never replies

I applied to a job at Robert Sixteenth

by D Flawless December 2, 2021

Onlytrans

A gay porn site full of trannys

Kinda like only fans except for trannies- we have onlytrans

by D Flawless July 13, 2022

feminism

A malicious effort to criminalize any courtship or reproduction oriented behavior by males whose appearance does not conform to mainstream western aesthetics - ultimately motivated by the desire to share Chad amongst each other for copulation and then split the fruits of the beta males' labor in order to raise Chad's illegitimate offspring

Feminism has reached all time highs in 2020, with the majority of men unable to get a girlfriend and the chads fucking bimbos to their dick's content

by D Flawless September 7, 2020

penisonic

A brand of high definition camera

Go-pro's main competitors included penisonic and Kodak

by D Flawless September 14, 2020