Definitions by D Flawless

Fuck E Cheese 

The best pizza in the world

I ate an entire pizza at Fuck E Cheese with a cup of orange soda and bowled a perfect game in Skee ball and played some air hockey

Fuck E Cheese by D Flawless May 8, 2021

mastraburnout

When you can't even find any good pictures to wank to no more

Timmy is currently experiencing a case of mastraburnout- even the pictures from Facebook, the class yearbook and the brothels in Nevada don't cut it no more. Give it a week though and let the juices have some time to regenerate

mastraburnout by D Flawless May 4, 2021

Peniseptic

An sterilizing cream to clean the gunk and grime off of one's filthy, slimy penis

After a long night of pounding a gross pussy, Chad applied a peniseptic cream to his wang to moisturize and exfoliate his junk

Peniseptic by D Flawless January 11, 2021

Drop-Down Oppression 

When a drop-down menu fails to include any option that applies to you and doesn't include the option 'other', thereby invalidating your existence

Dude, a lot of companies use drop-down oppression to keep outsiders out

Drop-Down Oppression by D Flawless November 28, 2020

president reject 

The oppositie of president elect

After being defeated by Joseph Robinette Biden Jr in the 2020 election, Donald Trump became the president reject of the USA

president reject by D Flawless November 12, 2020

Nonchad 

Any male who is not one of the tall rich jocks who get all the pussy

Bro, I'm a nonchad- I'm not six feet. I don't play sports and I don't drive a pickup truck or have any tattoos. I can't get laid!

Nonchad by D Flawless November 9, 2020

shit floats

The opposite of "The cream rises". A saying used to denote that people in positions of power often got where they are through corruption and do not deserve the advantages they have

Tom: I got promoted again, the cream rises!
Tony: No dude, shit floats.

shit floats by D Flawless October 16, 2020