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Sneakyfuck

When I quietly fuck a chick up the pussy with other people in the house!
I silently sneakyfucked Emily on her dad's living room couch with her parents right upstairs! Then I put my clothes on and went over to Morgan's place and she put her kids to bed upstairs and came back down in her Victoria's secret gear and I fucked her up the pussy and blew a huge load on the living room couch!
by D Flawless June 2, 2018
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Confidence

The ability to shamelessly fart during sex without fear of repercussion.
After the first night, of trying to nit fart, Chad developed true confidence when he would just rip one loudly right in the middle of sex.
by D Flawless November 13, 2019
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Asianginity

The state of a girl having not yet had sex with an Asian guy.
I took two hot chicks Asianginity over winter break. The first one I banged on her dad's living room couch right after we got back from our first date at Casa Fiesta and her parents went upstairs to go to bed. The second one invited me over to try these gross jelly beans and then we did it doggy style on the living room floor.

Me: "Is your dad gonna be okay with this?"

First girl: " He wants Asian grand kids."

Me: "Is this your first time with an Asian guy? "

Second girl: " Yeah. Is this your first time with a single mom?"
by D Flawless June 2, 2018
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Willbilly

Redneck by will rather than by birth
Willbillys are those who fake rural upbringing for political gain, as country musicians or to get laid at country music concerts
by D Flawless January 21, 2022
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Albert Boorla

A boorish vax nazi screwing everybody up the ass with poison vaccines
Albert Boorla make over 24 million dollars in stock options during the plandemic
by D Flawless March 18, 2022
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Mastrigate

Timmy bought a good GPS system to track his speed so the mastrigate couldn't prove he was speeding
by D Flawless December 8, 2019
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Ass pro shops

A shop where you buy lingerie, fishing poles, and they have a master bait shop
I'm going to ass pro shops to get some fishing tackle to catch me some pussycatfish
by D Flawless August 18, 2022
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