162 definitions by D Flawless

Penis noir

A fine wine served alongside chardonnay and caviar

Penis noir served with fresh caviar

by D Flawless September 27, 2023

Chad Thundercock's Penis

The reason all the hot girls suddenly stop answering your texts after Saturday night

After a long, hard Saturday night on Chad Thundercock's Penis, Stacy suddenly couldn't remember her name or what day of the week it was anymore and just sat in the corner drooling all curled up in a ball

by D Flawless November 4, 2019

Eurasian

Half white, half Asian

If one of your parents is Asian, then EurAsian! Hahahaha

by D Flawless June 8, 2020

Frequent Jerker Miles

All the rewards you should be getting every time you bust a nut

If I'd remembered to cash in my frequent Jerker Miles before they expired I'd go on a shopping spree

by D Flawless December 24, 2019

Mastrawank

When you take your penis and jack it off all over the place

I mastrawank 3 times a day

by D Flawless November 14, 2019

Tiredcel

When you aren't getting laid cause you're too exhausted to go out and game

Jerry just worked a 12 hour shift and was too tiredcel to go out to the club and pick up chicks

Jerry: Dude, I think I'll run some game on the inside of my eyelids to tonight

by D Flawless January 4, 2020

bootybuilding

A sport practiced by hot gym bimbos who mainly work the glutens and legs to get the perfect ass to please chad

The bodybuilders are all crowding around the bench press and the bootybuilding girls all around the leg machines and yoga mats

by D Flawless January 5, 2022