D Flawless's definitions

Johnny Appleseed

When I fuck a girl and then stuff my ballsack in her pussy so that the whole thing is in there at once!

I fucked that single mom on he living room couch and then pulled a Johnny Appleseed when I stuffed my nuts in her pussy right behind the big sausage!

by D Flawless June 2, 2018

Psychometric cockometer

A psychic measuring rod that allows you to immpute the length of your ex girls new boyfriends penis

The psychometric cockometer pegs him at a girthy 9.375 inches

by D Flawless December 26, 2023

Title IX

What the feminist university administrators invoke when a man under 6 feet tall sneezes

Timmy: Aaah-chooo!
Allie! Sexual harassment! Call the police! Open a Title IX investigation!

by D Flawless October 8, 2020

Disease Ansari

An Indian guy who fucks way too many hot white chicks and usually has a ton of STDs

Brian: Yo, Chad where's your girl this weekend? I thought you were getting some blonde pussy?

Chad: Nah bruh, she went home with Disease Ansari from the club last weekend. Haven't heard from her since

by D Flawless July 1, 2020

Peniseptic

An sterilizing cream to clean the gunk and grime off of one's filthy, slimy penis

After a long night of pounding a gross pussy, Chad applied a peniseptic cream to his wang to moisturize and exfoliate his junk

by D Flawless January 11, 2021

Mastrawank

When you take your penis and jack it off all over the place

I mastrawank 3 times a day

by D Flawless November 14, 2019

stacyocracy

A form of government in which hot blonde girls have absolute power which is always exercised in order to ensure thay they breed with the biggest, strongest, most brutish men possible and all other men live under perpetual subjection

The ordinary guy used to hav e a shot, but now we live in a stacyocracy where only chad can fuck ho's

by D Flawless November 21, 2021