D Flawless's definitions

Willbilly

Redneck by will rather than by birth

Willbillys are those who fake rural upbringing for political gain, as country musicians or to get laid at country music concerts

by D Flawless January 21, 2022

Jewplantis

Pole vaulter with a hot blonde gf

Armand jewplantis won 3 golds for israel

by D Flawless December 3, 2024

penisdemic

When my dick pics go viral

Everyone take your masks off and run! We're in the midst of a global penisdemic

by D Flawless September 10, 2020

Sexbotomy

Essentially a lobotomy caused by fucking too hard

Brad gave Katie a sexbotomy on Saturday night and by Tuesday morning she could barely remember her name

by D Flawless September 3, 2020

Ass pro shops

A shop where you buy lingerie, fishing poles, and they have a master bait shop

I'm going to ass pro shops to get some fishing tackle to catch me some pussycatfish

by D Flawless August 18, 2022

libtardrary

A place full of books and a bunch of libtards who read books

I'm going to the libtardrary to get a computer guest pass to best muh meat

by D Flawless June 6, 2022

Triangle of Oppression

A system in which horny chads, blonde bimbos, and greedy rich people have basically hijacked America to their own benefit and society's detriment, leaving in their wake a large undercaste of silenced, oppressed average joes

Trapped by the triangle of oppression, Johnny was contantly stuck dateless and low on cash

by D Flawless April 26, 2020