D Flawless's definitions

Ass pro shops

A shop where you buy lingerie, fishing poles, and they have a master bait shop

I'm going to ass pro shops to get some fishing tackle to catch me some pussycatfish

by D Flawless August 18, 2022

penisdemic

When my dick pics go viral

Everyone take your masks off and run! We're in the midst of a global penisdemic

by D Flawless September 10, 2020

Sexbotomy

Essentially a lobotomy caused by fucking too hard

Brad gave Katie a sexbotomy on Saturday night and by Tuesday morning she could barely remember her name

by D Flawless September 3, 2020

Mastrigate

An over inflated judge in a traffic court

Timmy bought a good GPS system to track his speed so the mastrigate couldn't prove he was speeding

by D Flawless December 8, 2019

Principal-Asian Theory

The economic theory that it Asians will eventually overcome all the racism and greed and establish world domination

Gotta learn about Principal-Asian theory today in economics class

by D Flawless May 16, 2021

Robert Sixteenth

A financial staffing firm that never replies

I applied to a job at Robert Sixteenth

by D Flawless December 2, 2021

Horsecock Theory of Disattraction

When a girl loses all attraction for you and decides never to talk to you again after she gets seduced and get plowed by a guy with an enormous cock

According to the Horsecock Theory of disattraction, once a girl take the big one from chad, she stops loving you. For 11 months she was the love of my life until one Sunday she took the big one from some ape with a 20 inch member and then blocked me everywhere.

by D Flawless December 12, 2023