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Bro, just because you hooked up with 20 girls don't mean jack squat. Most of those were fat girls and single moms. Chad over here now has had sex with 10 girls who were all blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls, his adjusted body count totally mogs yours
by D Flawless June 27, 2020
Get the Adjusted Body Countmug. I took two hot chicks Asianginity over winter break. The first one I banged on her dad's living room couch right after we got back from our first date at Casa Fiesta and her parents went upstairs to go to bed. The second one invited me over to try these gross jelly beans and then we did it doggy style on the living room floor.
Me: "Is your dad gonna be okay with this?"
First girl: " He wants Asian grand kids."
Me: "Is this your first time with an Asian guy? "
Second girl: " Yeah. Is this your first time with a single mom?"
Me: "Is your dad gonna be okay with this?"
First girl: " He wants Asian grand kids."
Me: "Is this your first time with an Asian guy? "
Second girl: " Yeah. Is this your first time with a single mom?"
by D Flawless June 2, 2018
Get the Asianginitymug. by D Flawless October 8, 2020
Get the Title IXmug. by D Flawless May 22, 2024
Get the Copsuckermug. After the girl of my dreams fell on Chad Thundercock's penis and blocked me, I think I'm kinda caught in the fiendzone.
by D Flawless November 3, 2019
Get the Fiendzonemug. An greedy roastie who wants to rip everybody off and get paid more for less to raise Chad's kids after Chad bailed and ran off with some fresh Stacy
by D Flawless December 31, 2019
Get the Feministmug.