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Bar

A place where big tall jocks in tattoo sleeves and backwards baseball caps use fear, intimidation, obnoxiousness and roofies to ensure that they and only they can breed with the most attractive and fertile bodied females, hence causing America and the human species to become stupider and more degenerate with each successive generation.
Chad went to the bar last night and brought a few Stacie back to his place and spanked they pussy good with his huge dong!
by D Flawless March 26, 2022
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Brotein powder

Chad be takin some of that brotein powder, getting all jacked and swole
by D Flawless June 23, 2022
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Title IX

What the feminist university administrators invoke when a man under 6 feet tall sneezes
Timmy: Aaah-chooo!
Allie! Sexual harassment! Call the police! Open a Title IX investigation!
by D Flawless October 8, 2020
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Disease Ansari

An Indian guy who fucks way too many hot white chicks and usually has a ton of STDs
Brian: Yo, Chad where's your girl this weekend? I thought you were getting some blonde pussy?

Chad: Nah bruh, she went home with Disease Ansari from the club last weekend. Haven't heard from her since
by D Flawless July 1, 2020
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Tinder Eugenics

The genetic annihilation of men under 6 feet in height by the forces of mass technology combined with feminism.
Due to the prevalence of tinder eugenics, guys who would have been able to get married and have families years ago are now total incels.
by D Flawless April 21, 2020
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Jack Harlot

Some tall white fake gangsta guy from Kentucky who goes on tours to Sacramento and fucks all the hot blonde bitches who form long lines to listen to his shit music and ride his cock or if they can't get it, that of some other tall white gangsta redneck guy
Jack Harlot fucked 20 chicks after the concert in Sacramento downtown. Lucky son of a bitch
by D Flawless October 26, 2022
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live by the cock die by the cock

a saying meaning that ones who lives their life for their penis eventually dies of the penis
I spent all my money on hoes and then gone broke, live by the cock die by the cock
by D Flawless November 9, 2021
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