bam margera

in jackass, viva la bam and CKY. has a girlfriend jenn rivell. Parents phill and april. Has a fat arse uncle don vito. Is a brillient pro sk8er. His favorate band is HIM. brother jess in the band CKY. He is so fit!! has a 6 pack.
by D April 17, 2004
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seepage

Jism leaking out of a birds snatch after shagging that dampens her gusset and sometimes dampens her Jeans too. Maybe even the chair she's sitting on.
Clean yourself up bitch! If you're going to shag in the toilet at least you can bung it and prevent seepage!
by D November 10, 2003
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diving into the red sea

when someone (usually a male) has sex with a (usually a female) while she's on her period.
johnny: hey sexy, you ready for me?
suzy:no way..*whispers* it's that time of the month)
johnny: don't worry, i'll 'dive right into that red sea.'
by D November 17, 2003
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Furek

the person who is easy and fun to talk to
kyle: furek, i love you, your beautiful blue eyes and your wonderful smiles are so important to my day
furek:shut up kyle *fur fur smiles*
by D November 17, 2003
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cock sucking lips

A womans lips that are plump, full, or unordinarily spongy. Lips that would feel even better than normal lips if wrapped around your penis.

dicksucking lips
Man she's got some nice cocksucking lips.
by D January 12, 2004
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linux

Wait while it compiles at the speed of light and windows users actually do things
Compiling a linux program takes longer then a windows crash and reboot...
by D January 14, 2004
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lawyer up

To plead the Fifth Amendment; to refuse to answer questions.
Officer Jackass: So whad'he tell ya?
Officer Douchebag: Nothin. The cocksucker just lawyered up.
by d June 03, 2004
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