card tard

A person who really sucks at poker.

Carlos sucks at poker

by D January 20, 2005

Mochillaxen

The state of Most Chilling and Relaxing, usually while drinking socially with friends. Often used while intoxicated.

--We're just mochillaxen at Shanna's house--

by D November 15, 2003

bomb.gov/cia

Danielle= bomb.gov/cia

Danielle was the inspiration of bomb.gov/cia, courtesy anji.

by D July 14, 2004

came across

ejaculate over

I came across my girlfreind's face this morning while she was sleeping. Needless to say, she wasn't happy.

by D September 17, 2003

pat, pat, splendid, THWAP

A reference to the infamous fisting scene in the film, Caligula, in which Caligula pats the arse of a young man, pronounces it splendid and then buries his wrist in it.

Use in any case where it seems fit.

Generally quoted whenever the words pat or splendid are used or any references to patting

by D March 31, 2004

spitter

One who does not swallow ejaculate after oral sex, but instead spits it out.

I want a swallower, not a spitter.

by D January 12, 2004

Sport

to treat someone (pay for)

I'm sportin' you at the movies

by D January 17, 2004