Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Cynicool

mendophobia

Fear of being lied to.

Never once met a woman who didn't suffer with some degree of mendophobia.

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The realm inhabited by those who refuse to accept any information that might conflict with their preconceived notions.

The inhabitants of the deniasphere still insist that burning fossil fuels doesn't affect the climate.

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The cost of buying cannabis.

I'm not going back to that dispensary 'cause their cannabite is too high.

cannabite by Cynicool July 12, 2017

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The propensity to take pictures of yourself wherever you go.

I'd take her with me if it weren't for her obsessive selfieness.

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The inflammatory effect of accumulating too much debt.

Debtitis has destroyed more marriages than infidelity.

debtitis by Cynicool July 12, 2017

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The discovery of piece of information that enables you to figure out what happened.

No one doubts the cluetility of finding an incriminating email.

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He put everything he was up to on email? What a crimbecile!

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