unmergency

A declared emergency that turned out not to be so.

She told me that it was an emergency, but when I got there it turned out to be an unmergency. She just wanted me to come over.

by Cynicool June 20, 2019

debtitis

The inflammatory effect of accumulating too much debt.

Debtitis has destroyed more marriages than infidelity.

by Cynicool July 12, 2017

deniasphere

The realm inhabited by those who refuse to accept any information that might conflict with their preconceived notions.

The inhabitants of the deniasphere still insist that burning fossil fuels doesn't affect the climate.

by Cynicool July 19, 2017

misenchantment

Enchantment with the wrong thing.

My daughter suffers from an unfortunate misenchantment with the Kardashians.

by Cynicool July 26, 2017

computinati

A secret cabal of genius programmers developing the ultimate artificial intelligence program to run the world.

I hope the program the computinati are working on works better than the current system.

by Cynicool May 27, 2018

kinesiamnesia

The inability to remember dance moves.

I completely blew it with her at the club with my chronic kinesiamnesia.

by Cynicool May 10, 2016

amasshole

An annoying billionaire.

Ever since Elon Musk bought Twitter, he's been demonstrating to the world what an amasshole he is.

by Cynicool January 31, 2024