Cynicool's definitions

mendophobia

Fear of being lied to.

Never once met a woman who didn't suffer with some degree of mendophobia.

by Cynicool July 26, 2017

deniasphere

The realm inhabited by those who refuse to accept any information that might conflict with their preconceived notions.

The inhabitants of the deniasphere still insist that burning fossil fuels doesn't affect the climate.

by Cynicool July 19, 2017

cannabite

The cost of buying cannabis.

I'm not going back to that dispensary 'cause their cannabite is too high.

by Cynicool July 12, 2017

selfieness

The propensity to take pictures of yourself wherever you go.

I'd take her with me if it weren't for her obsessive selfieness.

by Cynicool July 12, 2017

debtitis

The inflammatory effect of accumulating too much debt.

Debtitis has destroyed more marriages than infidelity.

by Cynicool July 12, 2017

cluetility

The discovery of piece of information that enables you to figure out what happened.

No one doubts the cluetility of finding an incriminating email.

by Cynicool July 12, 2017

crimbecile

A really stupid criminal.

He put everything he was up to on email? What a crimbecile!

by Cynicool July 12, 2017