Cynicool's definitions

prostanoia

The fear that you are developing prostate cancer.

My father has developed acute prostanoia and has his PSA measured every other week.

by Cynicool June 3, 2019

debtitis

The inflammatory effect of accumulating too much debt.

Debtitis has destroyed more marriages than infidelity.

by Cynicool July 12, 2017

guestpert

Someone invited on to a television program to pretend to know something about something.

I was watching several different networks and they all seemed to have the same guestpert on about the virus.

by Cynicool January 18, 2021

bitchmarks

The metric by which your wife or life partner assesses your progress in helping around the house.

I guess watching television for several hours a day doesn't meet my wife's bitchmarks for my performance in the house.

by Cynicool April 21, 2020

fadistic

Insistent that everyone around you adhere to every fad that comes along.

I can't hang with her. We gotta do whatever's fashionable at the moment. She's positively fadistic about it.

by Cynicool May 11, 2020

cluetility

The discovery of piece of information that enables you to figure out what happened.

No one doubts the cluetility of finding an incriminating email.

by Cynicool July 12, 2017

residentical

A housing development where every dwelling is exactly alike.

My life was boring growing up in a residentical neighborhood.

by Cynicool January 9, 2016