Cynicool's definitions

guestpert

Someone invited on to a television program to pretend to know something about something.

I was watching several different networks and they all seemed to have the same guestpert on about the virus.

by Cynicool January 18, 2021

bitchmarks

The metric by which your wife or life partner assesses your progress in helping around the house.

I guess watching television for several hours a day doesn't meet my wife's bitchmarks for my performance in the house.

by Cynicool April 21, 2020

prostanoia

The fear that you are developing prostate cancer.

My father has developed acute prostanoia and has his PSA measured every other week.

by Cynicool June 3, 2019

debtitis

The inflammatory effect of accumulating too much debt.

Debtitis has destroyed more marriages than infidelity.

by Cynicool July 12, 2017

mendophilia

The love of lies and deceit.

Some of these fake news guys have serious case of mendophilia.

by Cynicool July 28, 2017

mendomaniac

A compulsive liar.

I can't believe a word she says because she's such a mendomaniac.

by Cynicool July 28, 2017

ammophilia

A love of ammunition.

Some of those Capitol invaders were packing duffels of high capacity clips. Those guys had serious ammophilia.

by Cynicool January 18, 2021