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Definitions by CurvedMirror

1. when someone is farting they are blowing ass.
2. when something sucks it blows ass.

1. oh shit, cover your noses, i have to blow ass.
2. that fucking blows ass!
blow ass by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

twice the wop 

what everyone calls a local pizza place in waterloo, ontario, canada.....the pizza places is actually called Twice The Deal Pizza, but we call it Twice The Wop....even though they are not italian.....a better name for it would be Twice The Paki.
call twice the wop i want to get the godzilla deal!

you always have to tip the delivery dude when you get pizza through twice the wop or your next pizza will have spit on it.

shit talker 

a window application made for prank calling people.....hella fun to use and call people with.
let's shit-talker that bitch.

we used shit-talker to order a pizza and they couldn't tell at all.

we called the taco bell toll free customer service line with shit talker and complained about finding a pubic hair in our burrito.
shit talker by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
someone who is lactose intolerant is also known as a lactard.
if i eat cheese i will piss out my asshole because i am lactarded.

if you are a lactard, you can still get dairy from yogurt and goat's milk.
Lactard by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Censorshit

the idea that censorship is bullshit....nothing needs to be censored.....if you don't want to watch swearing, violence, or sexual content, DON'T WATCH IT! simple as that.....nobody is making you watch it.....they have disclaimers for a reason....and if you don't want your kids watching that shit, tell your kids what they can and cannot watch.....and if they don't listen to you then you are a bad parent for not teaching your kids to do what you say.
every time i watch tv there's nothing but censorshit everywhere.

that movie sucked because of the censorshit.
Censorshit by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

frequency diarrhoea

1. the noise a synthesizer can make when you output a large amount of random frequencies and noise.

2. the noise a delay unit makes when a high-feedback high-delay factor echo is modulated at a high speed.

3. the noise a guitar or bass can make when certain harmonic frequencies are louder and more disruptive. most of the time, this only happens when a lot of distortion or very high gain is applied to the effect line up.
i can't stop my amp from emitting frequency diarrhoea all over the place.

when i throw the bit-crusher on the guitar track it creates a large amount of frequency diarrhoea.

my synth keeps making frequency diarrhoea every time there is silence in between notes.