Cassandra Syndrome

1) The condition of speaking the truth and having no one believe you.

2) The condition of being able to predict the future, be it the outcome of a particular event, or the reactions of others to the same event, and having no one believe your prophecy until it transpires.

3) Being able to see or understand things long before others, often resulting in them coming to the same conclusions long after your own initial analysis.

(All definitions come from Cassandra, the queen in Greek mythology who was appointed by Apollo with an inability to lie, yet cursed by having no one believe her prophecies.)
"I told him she was going to dump him if he didn't shape up, but no one ever believes my Cassandra syndrome."
by Curtis Meyer May 30, 2008
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Yaktivist

1. Someone who is all talk and no action. (Comes from "yakking" and "activist," and the expression "All yak and no sack"); The opposite of a pragmatist.

2. Someone with a penchant for conjuring false hopes.

3. An expert at bluffing.
1. "She keeps saying she'll quit her job, but her co-workers know she's just a yaktivist."

2. "Whenever his father promised to take him to the zoo, he had a feeling his father was just being a yaktivist."

3. "He always wins at poker because no one can tell when he's got a good hand and when he's being a yaktivist."
by Curtis Meyer March 12, 2008
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Horngry

1. The act of being horny and hungry at the same time; -ier; -iest

2. A insatiable form of desperation containing elements of carnal lust or hunger; -ier; -iest
After 30 days lost in the wilderness with no human contact, he was stark-raving horngry.
by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008
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Symbiomance

A relationship where both parties benefit from either other's interactions with one another. (From "romance" and "symbiosis.")
The oxpecker and the rhino share a symbiomance.
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Bitch pretty

Describes a female who is physically attractive with qualities that imply an air of being overbearing.
Kimora Lee Simmons is bitch pretty.
by Curtis Meyer March 25, 2008
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Trendship

A friendship based on one party's momentary popularity.
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie had a trendship.
by Curtis Meyer October 26, 2009
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Snortle

Listening to Bill Hicks always makes me snortle.
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