Curtis Meyer's definitions

Horngry

1. The act of being horny and hungry at the same time; -ier; -iest

2. A insatiable form of desperation containing elements of carnal lust or hunger; -ier; -iest

After 30 days lost in the wilderness with no human contact, he was stark-raving horngry.

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

Doughmance

The parasitic relationship between a gold-digger and sugar-parent.

The stripper and the oil tycoon were deep in the troughs of doughmance.

by Curtis Meyer October 26, 2009

Like Whoamance

An intense, passionate tryst.

John and Marsha's weekend at the cottage proved to be an epic Like Whoamance.

by Curtis Meyer October 26, 2009

Chickenscratch

An strain of a sexually transmitted disease that comes from interacting with loose women (I.E. "chickenheads.")

After our fun last night, I woke up with a bad case of chickenscratch.

by Curtis Meyer August 19, 2008

Scrabose

Having an extensive vocabulary, typically of words up to eight letters in length, that proves beneficial when competing in games of Scrabble. (Comes from "Verbose"; See also: "Scrabosity.")

I don't want to play Scrabble with Brandan - he's way too scrabose an opponent.

by Curtis meyer November 13, 2009

Sucksational

v.- The antithesis of sensational.

"Ratings for this past season of the program have been sucksational."

by curtis meyer February 13, 2010

Guano

1. Bat feces.
2.Crazy (I.E. "Batshit")

After he had a few beers at the party, he went straight guano.

by Curtis Meyer March 25, 2008