Skip to main content

Cunty Fresh Fanatic's definitions

ufology

1. Honest scientific study and debate of extraterrestrial visitation to earth. 2. Any of the UFO based religions (Raëlism, Scientology, Heaven's Gate, and a cluster fuck of others) that are growing. 3. A conspiracy of profiteers, that fabricate evidence of extraterrestrial visitation of earth.
1. Most of the science based ufology groups, are honest free thinkers.

2. You thought Jesus freaks were bad, look out for ufology churches.

3. Watch out for ufology hustlers, selling far eastern shit for a 1000% profit.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 20, 2010
mugGet the ufologymug.

hefty load

A milkman sized cum shot, at least one cup (236 ml) of nut bust.
Me: I shot a hefty load, all over a hooker that looked like Lady Gaga, but less gay looking. Here, I taped it on my new phone.

some chick: You're a fucking pig, but you're loaded. That means you can shoot your hefty load on my tits. After we hit Bloomingdale's, of course.

Me: Having money it awesome.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 14, 2010
mugGet the hefty loadmug.

ufollowgist

Any ufology oriented conspiracy theorist, that begins stalking you, when your business officially becomes a defense/intelligence contractor.

Derived from ufologist and follow.
Me: As I was saying special agent Lopez. I heard him rooting around, a little after four. He was removing the hard drives from the computer. I confronted him and he grabbed at something in his waist. I hit him with a couple bursts from my new H&K MP7, that mess is what's left of him.

special agent: Typical ufollowgist bullshit. It was a can of pepper spray, but we found rope and and rag soaked in chloroform on his person. He may have tried to kidnap you.

Me: I've been followed by a ufollowgist before, but never had this violent shit happen. I feel bad for the dumb fuck.

special agent: You still were required to protect any sensitive material, with lethal force anyway. Don't feel bad.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 10, 2010
mugGet the ufollowgistmug.

strippings

1. Slang term for areas that contain active and/or inactive surface mines. Used by young people to hold impromptu parties devoid of police interference.

Derived from strip mining, an archaic term for surface mining.
coal cracker: Let's go to the strippings, and have some fun.

normal person: Yes. I want a lap dance.

coal cracker: I'm not doing that, to you.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 21, 2010
mugGet the strippingsmug.

dope sick

The withdrawal of hard narcotic drugs such as opiates, alkaloids, amphetamines, et cetera. Symptoms include but are not limited to: diaphoresis, hot flashes, cold spells, vomiting, diarrhea, involuntary movements, seizures, hallucinations, physical pain and suicidal thoughts.
paramedic 1: This guy just shit all over me, when I walked up to him.

junkie: (moans) Come for me Jesus!

paramedic 2: This fucker is just dope sick! Just leave him on the curb, with the rest of the shit.

paramedic 1: "The rest of the shit.", is all over me!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 19, 2010
mugGet the dope sickmug.

Melvin with cheese

When one performs a Melvin on a female with a yeast infection.
Cindy: I decided to give Scumbellina a Melvin. It became a Melvin with cheese, to my dismay.

Wendy: Ill. That's nasty.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010
mugGet the Melvin with cheesemug.

subsistence farming

Agriculture that provides food to the farmer and his/her family, with little or no product for trade. The practitioners are very susceptible to famine.
The Ethiopian practice of subsistence farming, is almost suicidal.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 13, 2010
mugGet the subsistence farmingmug.

Share this definition