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Any business with a lax business model, allowing only for the owner(s) to maintain a middle-class or lower lifestyle. Sometimes dishonest practices including but not limited to: tax evasion, insurance fraud, and forced child labor; are utilized to keep the business profitable.
Most mom and pop stores are subsistence businesses. Notice how they whine about the local Walmart, yet hypocritically resell Walmart products in their stores.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 13, 2010
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Derived from ufologist and follow.
Derived from ufologist and follow.
Me: As I was saying special agent Lopez. I heard him rooting around, a little after four. He was removing the hard drives from the computer. I confronted him and he grabbed at something in his waist. I hit him with a couple bursts from my new H&K MP7, that mess is what's left of him.
special agent: Typical ufollowgist bullshit. It was a can of pepper spray, but we found rope and and rag soaked in chloroform on his person. He may have tried to kidnap you.
Me: I've been followed by a ufollowgist before, but never had this violent shit happen. I feel bad for the dumb fuck.
special agent: You still were required to protect any sensitive material, with lethal force anyway. Don't feel bad.
special agent: Typical ufollowgist bullshit. It was a can of pepper spray, but we found rope and and rag soaked in chloroform on his person. He may have tried to kidnap you.
Me: I've been followed by a ufollowgist before, but never had this violent shit happen. I feel bad for the dumb fuck.
special agent: You still were required to protect any sensitive material, with lethal force anyway. Don't feel bad.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 10, 2010
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The Xmas discounts start on Black Friday. Get better by Moolie Monday. They rock the fucking joint by Nigga Tuesday.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 2, 2010
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by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 25, 2010
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woman 1: If it wasn't for vagi-gard, I would have been in the ER for sure.
woman 2: Thank heavens. Want to scissor with that extra clean bearded clam of yours?
(Scissoring ensues. Without a funky mess mind you.)
woman 2: Thank heavens. Want to scissor with that extra clean bearded clam of yours?
(Scissoring ensues. Without a funky mess mind you.)
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Get the dead wait mug.pedophile 1: I wish iCarly and her co-star would give me a tweenwich.
pedophile 2: I wish I could watch.
pedophile 1: You're into adults too? You fucking sickie.
pedophile 2: I wish I could watch.
pedophile 1: You're into adults too? You fucking sickie.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011
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