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Jamie Kennedy
Yet another coprophilia sex act, involving an old wigger eating dog shit, while masturbating to Jennifer Love Hewitt's fat cottage cheese ass. After he ejaculates, he vomits up the shit, and mixes it with his semen. He then eats the mixture while giving himself a prostate massage.
Jamie Kennedy by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 16, 2010
raidal tire
dirt ball: Deese here raidal tires, ought to fit your Bentley.
me: I didn't even ask you for tires. It's pronounced radial, not raidal you fucking sped.
dirt ball: You just being all uppity and think your better than me. Just 'cause you drive a Bentley.
me: Dog shit is better than you. Go kill off your inbred family with your dry rotted tires.
dirt ball: What you got about inbreeding?
me: Nigga Please?!
me: I didn't even ask you for tires. It's pronounced radial, not raidal you fucking sped.
dirt ball: You just being all uppity and think your better than me. Just 'cause you drive a Bentley.
me: Dog shit is better than you. Go kill off your inbred family with your dry rotted tires.
dirt ball: What you got about inbreeding?
me: Nigga Please?!
raidal tire by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 16, 2010
derail the gravy train
some bitch: You ran your mouth to your parents, and now your living in a camper. You sure know how derail the gravy train.
some dude: I don't care if they own estates in Europe, the West Indies and America. I do miss my Ferrari Enzo, though.
some dude: I don't care if they own estates in Europe, the West Indies and America. I do miss my Ferrari Enzo, though.
derail the gravy train by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 15, 2010
Bill Maher Head Slam
A hypothetical sex act purportedly invented by comedian/orator/cunt addict Bill Maher, in which prostaglandins (vaginal dilators) are administered to a woman, while a man wearing a nasal respirator (to allow use of mouth) shoves his head into the dilated vagina, and orally stimulates the Gräfenburg Spot (G-spot) until the woman orgasms. Comedienne/actress Sarah Silverman is allegedly the first woman to have received the first Bill Maher Head Slam, thus no prostaglandins would have been needed. No proof yet exists of it ever happening, and shouldn't be preformed without a licensed obstetrician or Bill Maher present.
conservative man: What would you like me to do honey.
liberal woman: I want a Bill Maher Head Slam. (Woman explains the sex act.)
conservative man: Aww sick! I'll just give you a rim job, I'm still a recovering homosexual. This transition is rough enough.
(Lame sex ensues. Nobody cums.)
liberal woman: I want a Bill Maher Head Slam. (Woman explains the sex act.)
conservative man: Aww sick! I'll just give you a rim job, I'm still a recovering homosexual. This transition is rough enough.
(Lame sex ensues. Nobody cums.)
Bill Maher Head Slam by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 14, 2010
hefty load
Me: I shot a hefty load, all over a hooker that looked like Lady Gaga, but less gay looking. Here, I taped it on my new phone.
some chick: You're a fucking pig, but you're loaded. That means you can shoot your hefty load on my tits. After we hit Bloomingdale's, of course.
Me: Having money it awesome.
some chick: You're a fucking pig, but you're loaded. That means you can shoot your hefty load on my tits. After we hit Bloomingdale's, of course.
Me: Having money it awesome.
hefty load by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 14, 2010
subsistence farming
Agriculture that provides food to the farmer and his/her family, with little or no product for trade. The practitioners are very susceptible to famine.
subsistence farming by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 13, 2010
subsistence business
Any business with a lax business model, allowing only for the owner(s) to maintain a middle-class or lower lifestyle. Sometimes dishonest practices including but not limited to: tax evasion, insurance fraud, and forced child labor; are utilized to keep the business profitable.
Most mom and pop stores are subsistence businesses. Notice how they whine about the local Walmart, yet hypocritically resell Walmart products in their stores.
subsistence business by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 13, 2010