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Jamie Kennedy 

Yet another coprophilia sex act, involving an old wigger eating dog shit, while masturbating to Jennifer Love Hewitt's fat cottage cheese ass. After he ejaculates, he vomits up the shit, and mixes it with his semen. He then eats the mixture while giving himself a prostate massage.
Vanilla Ice: At least they didn't name the Jamie Kennedy after me.
Jamie Kennedy by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 16, 2010

raidal tire 

Mispronunciation of radial tire. Chiefly used by white trash that hustle used tires.
dirt ball: Deese here raidal tires, ought to fit your Bentley.

me: I didn't even ask you for tires. It's pronounced radial, not raidal you fucking sped.

dirt ball: You just being all uppity and think your better than me. Just 'cause you drive a Bentley.

me: Dog shit is better than you. Go kill off your inbred family with your dry rotted tires.

dirt ball: What you got about inbreeding?

me: Nigga Please?!
raidal tire by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 16, 2010

derail the gravy train

A phrase, meaning to obstruct the flow of money.
some bitch: You ran your mouth to your parents, and now your living in a camper. You sure know how derail the gravy train.

some dude: I don't care if they own estates in Europe, the West Indies and America. I do miss my Ferrari Enzo, though.

Bill Maher Head Slam 

A hypothetical sex act purportedly invented by comedian/orator/cunt addict Bill Maher, in which prostaglandins (vaginal dilators) are administered to a woman, while a man wearing a nasal respirator (to allow use of mouth) shoves his head into the dilated vagina, and orally stimulates the Gräfenburg Spot (G-spot) until the woman orgasms. Comedienne/actress Sarah Silverman is allegedly the first woman to have received the first Bill Maher Head Slam, thus no prostaglandins would have been needed. No proof yet exists of it ever happening, and shouldn't be preformed without a licensed obstetrician or Bill Maher present.
conservative man: What would you like me to do honey.

liberal woman: I want a Bill Maher Head Slam. (Woman explains the sex act.)

conservative man: Aww sick! I'll just give you a rim job, I'm still a recovering homosexual. This transition is rough enough.

(Lame sex ensues. Nobody cums.)

hefty load 

A milkman sized cum shot, at least one cup (236 ml) of nut bust.
Me: I shot a hefty load, all over a hooker that looked like Lady Gaga, but less gay looking. Here, I taped it on my new phone.

some chick: You're a fucking pig, but you're loaded. That means you can shoot your hefty load on my tits. After we hit Bloomingdale's, of course.

Me: Having money it awesome.
hefty load by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 14, 2010

subsistence farming 

Agriculture that provides food to the farmer and his/her family, with little or no product for trade. The practitioners are very susceptible to famine.
The Ethiopian practice of subsistence farming, is almost suicidal.

subsistence business 

Any business with a lax business model, allowing only for the owner(s) to maintain a middle-class or lower lifestyle. Sometimes dishonest practices including but not limited to: tax evasion, insurance fraud, and forced child labor; are utilized to keep the business profitable.
Most mom and pop stores are subsistence businesses. Notice how they whine about the local Walmart, yet hypocritically resell Walmart products in their stores.