cunty fresh aroma

The smell or lack thereof, of a freshly cleansed vagina and vulva.

me: Your cunty fresh aroma, makes my heart melt. Ummm.

she: Your weird, but my cunt has never been so fucking clean. Enjoy.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 22, 2010

family with benefits

Family members, with sexual benefits. Popular in Pennsylabama and Pennsyltucky with inbreds.

mother: Hey son, wanna blowjob.

son: Cool. Family with benefits.

father: Let me git the video camera.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 23, 2010

two fisting

1. Fisting one body cavity, with two hands. 2. Fisting two body cavities, with one hand each.

1. My wife love's it when I am two fisting her pussy.

2. I love two fisting my skanky neighbor, anally and vaginally. I rule!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2010

sausage stuffed clam

Yet another slang term for heterosexual coitus.

Wanda: I'll have the sausage stuffed clam tonight.

Randy: What's that?

Wanda: Need I explain? (Makes a gesture with her hands of one finger going in and out of a cavity made out of the other hand.)

Randy: Ohhh! (Exposes his instantaneously erect penis.)

Wanda: You got the idea now cock me hard!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 05, 2011

derail the gravy train

A phrase, meaning to obstruct the flow of money.

some bitch: You ran your mouth to your parents, and now your living in a camper. You sure know how derail the gravy train.

some dude: I don't care if they own estates in Europe, the West Indies and America. I do miss my Ferrari Enzo, though.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 15, 2010

crackbone

A spent chicken bone, with all the marrow hollowed out and used to smoke crack through.

nigga: Damn! You smokin' a crackbone. That's the most dope shit, I've ever seen.

cracknigga: You'll never see that pussy Obama, do this. He's too good to touch animal by-products.

nigga: It's probably the crack talking?

cracknigga: Wanna blow jay? I could use da green.

nigga: I'm no fag, but yeah suck this shit.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 21, 2010

nutty new yorker

The act of having public sex anywhere in NYC, while a crazy homeless person watches.

This New Year's Eve, I plan on having one nutty new yorker before the ball drops. I rule!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 09, 2010