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Definitions by Cunty Fresh Fanatic

Barack Cock 

The feeling of bewilderment a woman feels, when she rascistly expects a black man to be well hung, and he is only average (five inches or less) sized.
Joyce: I expected Jamal to be meaty, but his Irish heritage showed up in his crotch. I've gotten deeper penetration from a maxi pad.

Cheryl: Oh, you mean tampon?

Joyce: I mean maxi pad, a total Barack Cock. I bet your clit is longer.
Barack Cock by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 20, 2010

Hannah Montana Forever 

Very long and advanced sex with an underaged girl.
Me: That bitch has to be at least fifteen. What were you thinking?

Perve: I gave her the ol' Hannah Montana Forever. No guy under thirty, will ever fuck her that good for years.

Me: You reelly fucked her up for life... forever.

dope sick 

The withdrawal of hard narcotic drugs such as opiates, alkaloids, amphetamines, et cetera. Symptoms include but are not limited to: diaphoresis, hot flashes, cold spells, vomiting, diarrhea, involuntary movements, seizures, hallucinations, physical pain and suicidal thoughts.
paramedic 1: This guy just shit all over me, when I walked up to him.

junkie: (moans) Come for me Jesus!

paramedic 2: This fucker is just dope sick! Just leave him on the curb, with the rest of the shit.

paramedic 1: "The rest of the shit.", is all over me!
dope sick by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 19, 2010

whineditor 

The talentless speditors that constantly complain in the Urban Dictionary forums, about the humorous entries to the UD. They consider any sex act other than reproductive intercourse, sexual violence.
whineditor: We must stop all of the sexually violent definitions in UD... Did you ever here of an Alabama Hot Pocket or a Cleveland Steamer occuring to anyone.
whineditor by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 18, 2010

over the mullet 

redneck: Whatcha mean I can't buy an atomic bomb, at Walmart. Sounds un-constituent-tutorial to me! You ever heard of the Second Commandment?

Walmart associate 1: We don't carry them, but I heard you can get them for dirt cheap at the local army/navy store. They'll even throw in a box of MREs.

redneck: Dank you sir. I must go git me an A-bomb.

(redneck leaves)

Walmart associate 2: That went over the mullet, good. Just like Obama's birth certificate.

cold cremator 

A drum partly filled with sodium hydroxide (commonly called lye or caustic soda) and water, used to fully dissolve a human body over a period of several days. Favored by organized crime, warlords and serial killers, for body disposal.
criminal 1: Why you got all of these drums in your garage?

criminal 2: Those are my cold cremators. I dissolve potential snitches and bitchy girlfriends in them.

criminal 1: Cool!
cold cremator by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 16, 2010

warm cremator 

A stainless steel drum, fitted with redundant 60 psi relieve valves, partly filled with a water and sodium hydroxide solution, and heated over a propane flame to 300°F. Used to completely dissolve bodies, in less than three hours. Preferred by organized crime in industrialized nations, for body disposal.
Vladimir: You like my warm cremator boss? Got rid of them snitches.

Mikol: You rock. Where did you come up with this?

Vladimir: They use a larger system in American slaughterhouses. This is a puny one.
warm cremator by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 16, 2010