Cuntoleezza Rice's definitions

pedocurious

1. A foot fetishist obsessed with placing cotton balls between his partner's toes.
2. A person exploring but not yet fully committed as a foot fetishist.
3. A odd or unsightly pedicure.

The pedocurious minister's favorite scripture was from Romans 10:15 - "How beautiful are the feet of those who bring good news!"

by Cuntoleezza Rice January 4, 2007

prostipork

Sausage produced from pigs fed from ground-up prostitutes. This exotic food was invented by a mass murderer in Vancouver, BC, who ran an entertainment venue on his farm known as the Piggy Palace.

Hey baby, how much to take you back to the Piggy Palace and turn you into prostipork?

by Cuntoleezza Rice January 30, 2007

colostofuck

1. Sexual penetration of someones colostomy site. In rare cases this can be a masturbatory act, depending on the location of the colostomy opening. See sidewinder, ostitute, stomalingus, philly sidecar, clorch

2. A despicable disgusting person. See colostomy bag, gutbag, cobag, assbag

1. I always wanted to throw a good colostofuck into Jerry Falwell. Now that he's dead though a necro-colostofuck seems a bit much.

2. Jerry Falwell was a pompous self-righteous fat colostofuck.

by Cuntoleezza Rice June 7, 2007

fornicaterer

A party planner who provides both food and sexual favors for the guests.

Q. Whio was that pimp at your party?

A. That was no pimp, that was my fornicaterer, you tardbaby. He was serving whors d'oeuvres and quiche. In addition he could also proved an excellent crucifuck or colostofuck or set you up with a skilled Abominatrix.

Everyone in his stable is carefully screened. There’s not a prostitoad in the bunch and you won’t have to hide your valuables in your prison wallet or treat them as cuntraband. You’ll remain ClaMedia-free.

Now twaddle on home and play with your cunteloupe

by Cuntoleezza Rice April 18, 2010

tampon tea

Tea made from a used tampon, as depicted in Catherine Breillat's 2004 film, Anatomy of Hell.

"This might go better with some crumpets", he exclaimed as he sipped the tampon tea.

by Cuntoleezza Rice February 4, 2007

Osama Bin Gettinany

A sexually frustated terrorist that nobody will fuck.

FRED PHELPS: Hey Osama! Bin Gettinany?
OSAMA BIN GETTINANY: No Fred Phelch, how 'bout a rimjob you assbreff?

by Cuntoleezza Rice May 18, 2008

Levi Johnston

The white trash high school dropout father of Sarah Palin's out-of-wedlock grandchild. Mr. Johnston is currently estranged from Palin's daughter Bristol Palin and is negotiating a photo shoot to display his weiner on Playgirl.com.

I asked Bristol Palin what she every saw in Levi Johnston. She replied "well, mainly his Moose Meat. He has a really big one, you know. Just wait until you see it on Playgirl.com."

by Cuntoleezza Rice November 7, 2009