milk launcher

The single flake that exists in every bowl of cereal that will cause milk to shoot sideways across the table when poured on it.
Damn it, why must there always be a milk launcher?
by Cuddles McStig May 28, 2008
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porndexter

A person whose bookish pursuits extend only to pornographic material.
Look at Josh, he's such a poindexter.
No, he's actually a porndexter. It might look like he's reading an encyclopedia but there's actually a copy of Playboy hidden inside.
by Cuddles McStig December 12, 2008
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Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit

The most well-known horse acting in Hollywood at present. Famed for playing human parts, most notably the lead role in Sex and the City.
I hear they are remaking Mr Ed, Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit is going to play the love interest.
by Cuddles McStig May 22, 2008
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gruesome bush

A smaller, shrub-like relative of the ugly tree. It shares the ugly tree's ability to trigger ugliness on contact.
Bob looks like he fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down and then landed awkwardly in the gruesome bush.
by Cuddles McStig June 20, 2008
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Telemotional

Someone who becomes highly emotional when presented with televised sob stories. These people will empathize completely with anyone on television, especially those appearing on daytime talk shows.
I can't help crying when I watch Oprah, I'm very telemotional you know.
by Cuddles McStig June 09, 2008
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blobsquatch

An indeterminate, dark blob appearing in photos or video purporting to display bigfoot. The blob in question may or may not be a man in a gorilla suit, a man not wearing a gorilla suit and simply standing further from the camera, a bear or a merely a smudge on the lens.
That's not sasquatch, that's just a blobsquatch.
by Cuddles McStig September 11, 2008
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blobsquatch

An indeterminate, dark blob appearing in photos or video purporting to display bigfoot. The blob in question may or may not be a man in a gorilla suit, a man not wearing a gorilla suit and simply standing further from the camera, a bear or a merely a smudge on the lens.
That's not sasquatch, that's just a blobsquatch.
by Cuddles McStig August 18, 2008
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