porndexter

A person whose bookish pursuits extend only to pornographic material.
Look at Josh, he's such a poindexter.
No, he's actually a porndexter. It might look like he's reading an encyclopedia but there's actually a copy of Playboy hidden inside.
by Cuddles McStig December 12, 2008
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small cubicle worker

Someone who is so distressed by the prospect of not being able to access their emails for a few minutes that they insist on emailing on their Blackberry while using the office toilets. Easily identified by the tell-tale sounds of the keypad and scroll wheel.
Garry's a really dedicated small cubicle worker. You always hear him tapping away in there.
by Cuddles McStig June 09, 2008
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Firenzo

A custom originating in Italy, firenzo is when all cars queued at red traffic lights accelerate as quickly as possible as soon as the lights turn green, regardless of the number of cars stopped ahead of them. This appears similar to Formula 1 starts.
The guy behind me is revving, must be gearing up for a firenzo.
by Cuddles McStig May 22, 2008
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Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit

The most well-known horse acting in Hollywood at present. Famed for playing human parts, most notably the lead role in Sex and the City.
I hear they are remaking Mr Ed, Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit is going to play the love interest.
by Cuddles McStig May 22, 2008
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gruesome bush

A smaller, shrub-like relative of the ugly tree. It shares the ugly tree's ability to trigger ugliness on contact.
Bob looks like he fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down and then landed awkwardly in the gruesome bush.
by Cuddles McStig June 20, 2008
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Telemotional

Someone who becomes highly emotional when presented with televised sob stories. These people will empathize completely with anyone on television, especially those appearing on daytime talk shows.
I can't help crying when I watch Oprah, I'm very telemotional you know.
by Cuddles McStig June 09, 2008
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blobsquatch

An indeterminate, dark blob appearing in photos or video purporting to display bigfoot. The blob in question may or may not be a man in a gorilla suit, a man not wearing a gorilla suit and simply standing further from the camera, a bear or a merely a smudge on the lens.
That's not sasquatch, that's just a blobsquatch.
by Cuddles McStig September 11, 2008
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