milk launcher

The single flake that exists in every bowl of cereal that will cause milk to shoot sideways across the table when poured on it.
Damn it, why must there always be a milk launcher?
by Cuddles McStig May 28, 2008
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small cubicle worker

Someone who is so distressed by the prospect of not being able to access their emails for a few minutes that they insist on emailing on their Blackberry while using the office toilets. Easily identified by the tell-tale sounds of the keypad and scroll wheel.
Garry's a really dedicated small cubicle worker. You always hear him tapping away in there.
by Cuddles McStig June 09, 2008
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paddlepop

Very uptight, anal retentive person. Named for the fact they have a stick up their ass.
Monica complained about me not washing my hands before using her computer.
Don't worry about her, she's a paddlepop.
by Cuddles McStig June 22, 2009
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blobsquatch

An indeterminate, dark blob appearing in photos or video purporting to display bigfoot. The blob in question may or may not be a man in a gorilla suit, a man not wearing a gorilla suit and simply standing further from the camera, a bear or a merely a smudge on the lens.
That's not sasquatch, that's just a blobsquatch.
by Cuddles McStig October 12, 2008
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porndexter

A person whose bookish pursuits extend only to pornographic material.
Look at Josh, he's such a poindexter.
No, he's actually a porndexter. It might look like he's reading an encyclopedia but there's actually a copy of Playboy hidden inside.
by Cuddles McStig December 19, 2008
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Firenzo

A custom originating in Italy, firenzo is when all cars queued at red traffic lights accelerate as quickly as possible as soon as the lights turn green, regardless of the number of cars stopped ahead of them. This appears similar to Formula 1 starts.
The guy behind me is revving, must be gearing up for a firenzo.
by Cuddles McStig May 21, 2008
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whinge binge

To vent a series of unrelated complaints, one after another without pause.
Why'd you put the phone down in the middle of your call?

It's just Mary, she's on a whinge binge and I can't be bothered listening.
by Cuddles McStig June 20, 2008
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