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A custom originating in Italy, firenzo is when all cars queued at red traffic lights accelerate as quickly as possible as soon as the lights turn green, regardless of the number of cars stopped ahead of them. This appears similar to Formula 1 starts.
by Cuddles McStig May 21, 2008
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Don't worry about her, she's a paddlepop.
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by Cuddles McStig June 22, 2009
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by Cuddles McStig October 12, 2008
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by Cuddles McStig December 19, 2008
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