To have copious amounts of money, such that you can waste large amounts of it and still be financially stable.
by The Infamous Smelly August 03, 2010
Person 1: Dude i love the kind of dumps where you only have to wipe once
Person 2: Me too!! I think they call that a one wipe wonder
by MER8490 July 17, 2008
by Boxman37 December 16, 2005
by @salsaleg25 June 05, 2017
A bowl movement that only requires one wiping of toilet paper to remove all of the poop residue from one's anus. A one wipe shit usually falls out of the anus at a high velocity and has a very solid, low liquid form; yet, it produces no splash back from the toilet bowl water.
I ate so much fiber that my poop dropped out of my anus and barely left any residue, requiring only one wipe to clean my butt hole. I wish that all of my daily shits were one wipe shits so that I could save money on toilet paper.
Mentioned on the Adam Carolla Podcast 8-11-11
by pzeke August 11, 2011
A One Wipe Wonder is a sign of good luck to come after plopping out a turd you go to wipe and BOOM! One wipe is all it takes
Person 1: Hey dude how was your shit
Person 2: fucking madness mate it was a one wipe wonder!
Person 2: Ahhh how delightful you lucky boi
by AsthmaBoi February 27, 2019
After defecation, one goes to wipe clean the anus crevice and realizes he/she has been able to achieve a bowel movement without the need of toilet paper to wipe the area clear of fesses residue after exportation.
by steve-i rastafari August 28, 2005