One who is extremely skilled in the arts of loading blows.
Bowl Wizards are ranked on a level system, i.e 1st level Bowl Wizard.
see also spliff wizard
Bowl Wizards are ranked on a level system, i.e 1st level Bowl Wizard.
see also spliff wizard
Guy1: This is the supah sticky icky, do you think you can handle loading that?
Guy2: Are you kidding I'm a 9th level bowl wizard.
Guy2: Are you kidding I'm a 9th level bowl wizard.
by Crunchyness May 11, 2007
Get the bowl wizard mug.One who harvests pubes when they are in season.
Someone who is all up in your ear, making themselves look stupid.
Aka Farmer of the Pubes
see also Pube Agriculturalist
Someone who is all up in your ear, making themselves look stupid.
Aka Farmer of the Pubes
see also Pube Agriculturalist
by Crunchyness April 25, 2007
Get the Pube Farmer mug.Guy 1: So are you a righty or a lefty?
Guy 2: Well technically I'm a righty, but when it comes to taking care of myself, I'm ambistrokestrous.
Guy 1: Nice, that way your muscles stay balanced
Guy 2: Well technically I'm a righty, but when it comes to taking care of myself, I'm ambistrokestrous.
Guy 1: Nice, that way your muscles stay balanced
by Crunchyness December 12, 2007
Get the ambistrokestrous mug.Happens when you are opening a container with a flimsy lid, i.e. yogurt, ranch, fry sauce, and the damn thing skeets all over you.
AKA the yogasm, squirgasm, and skeeting of the lid
AKA the yogasm, squirgasm, and skeeting of the lid
Guy 1: What's that on your shirt?
Guy 2: Dude, my fucking yogurt skeeted all over me when I was opening it.
Guy 1: You got hit by a fucking lidgasm.
Guy 2: Dude, my fucking yogurt skeeted all over me when I was opening it.
Guy 1: You got hit by a fucking lidgasm.
by Crunchyness October 03, 2007
Get the lidgasm mug.She's a hoe, but man she's a hoeductive lil hoe. She let Gorilla Zoe and his whole crew cut her like a ginzu.
by Crunchyness January 19, 2008
Get the hoeductive mug.A scary mix between a crocodile and an octopus.
This thing has the head of a crocodile with eight arms that have suckers and claws at the end.
It can run fast on land and swim fast underwater.
It also has an ink that it can shoot, though it more effective underwater.
This thing has the head of a crocodile with eight arms that have suckers and claws at the end.
It can run fast on land and swim fast underwater.
It also has an ink that it can shoot, though it more effective underwater.
Guy 1: Dude what the fuck was that thing?
Guy 2: I think it was the elusive croctopus. Watch you legs dude, that thing will fuck you the fuck up!
Guy 1: Awwww, shit!
Guy 2: I think it was the elusive croctopus. Watch you legs dude, that thing will fuck you the fuck up!
Guy 1: Awwww, shit!
by Crunchyness July 02, 2009
Get the croctopus mug.Look there's a cliff, let go do some cliffdering.
I just got back from this desert trip, and along the way home I spotted some hot chicks climbing all over these cliffs, so I stopped to have a quick cliffdering session with them.
I just got back from this desert trip, and along the way home I spotted some hot chicks climbing all over these cliffs, so I stopped to have a quick cliffdering session with them.
by Crunchyness June 10, 2007
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