Crunchyness's definitions

pubix cube

an rubix cube made from pubes

A friend that is acting like a retard

The cubing of ones pubes.

think of a rubix cube but made out of pubes.

Hey man! quit being a pubix cube!

Dude check out my pubix cube!

by Crunchyness April 25, 2007

Spelunking

When a girl is naked and asleep under the covers and you get a flashlight (or a cell phone will do) and check out the goods. Usually done when you first sleep with someone, but can be done with girlfriends, friends, whatever.
A girl can perform this on a sleeping dude as well.

Laying there next to his hot one night stand, the perv grabs his cell phone and goes spelunking to get a closer look at her love clam.

by Crunchyness June 1, 2009

building cock

the art of raising a penis into a hard on

can be used like building my cock or whatever

this girl has been building cock all night.

I was sitting there with my roomate's chick, then all the sudden she started building on my cock. So I built it up in her.

by Crunchyness May 21, 2007

Pube Farmer

One who harvests pubes when they are in season.

Someone who is all up in your ear, making themselves look stupid.

Aka Farmer of the Pubes
see also Pube Agriculturalist

Man, your roomate is being such a pube farmer.

No, you take out the trash, stupid pube farmer.

by Crunchyness April 25, 2007

statement cookie

a fortune cookie that doesn't actually have a fortune in it, instead they package it with a lame statement like; Versatility is one of your greatest features.

Guy 1: Heh, what does you fortune cookie say?
Guy 2: Its not a fortune cookie its a goddamn statement cookie, it reads, " To understand a man, you must listen to his words."
Guy 1: Duh that's not only a statement, but its fucking obvious, more like a douche cookie.

by Crunchyness October 2, 2007

hoepilot

A hoe that directs you or just takes control, and copilots you to skeet.
Or another work for the copilot navigation device found in many cars today. That hoe has a hot voice sometimes. (sorry Garmin)

Example 1: She had me bustin nuts all night, what a crafty hoepilot.

Example 2:
guy1: Wow how'd you navigate around our crazy town?
guy2: I owe it to my trusty hoepilot device...thanks hoepilot!

by Crunchyness January 19, 2008

bowl wizard

One who is extremely skilled in the arts of loading blows.
Bowl Wizards are ranked on a level system, i.e 1st level Bowl Wizard.

see also spliff wizard

Guy1: This is the supah sticky icky, do you think you can handle loading that?

Guy2: Are you kidding I'm a 9th level bowl wizard.

by Crunchyness May 11, 2007