ambistrokestrous

Being efficient with both hands at stroking.
Like Ambidextrous

Guy 1: So are you a righty or a lefty?
Guy 2: Well technically I'm a righty, but when it comes to taking care of myself, I'm ambistrokestrous.
Guy 1: Nice, that way your muscles stay balanced

by Crunchyness November 15, 2007

boulderer

One who rockclimbs stictly or mainly on boulders.

I consider myself mainly a boulderer. Mostly because the rope can become very limiting so my psyche.

by Crunchyness April 29, 2007

cock builder

one who builds cocks. Positive if you are a girl, negative if you are a guy. Building cock is making it grow.

Used positively: Did you see that little blond with the glasses that just walked in? She'ssuch a cock builder!

Used negatively: I hate when all you do is sit there like a fucking cock builder.

by Crunchyness May 05, 2007

hulaflage

Camoflage made out of Hawaiian prints. Hibiscus flowers and whatnot.

I dropped my hulaflaged sandal in a tree and lost it. Just blended in too well.

by Crunchyness April 29, 2007

Morning Missile

the first poop of the day

Oh look, Brian is off to launch his morning missile. Mine's ready too launch to but I'll have to chill until his destruction is over.

by Crunchyness March 12, 2009

hoepilot

A hoe that directs you or just takes control, and copilots you to skeet.
Or another work for the copilot navigation device found in many cars today. That hoe has a hot voice sometimes. (sorry Garmin)

Example 1: She had me bustin nuts all night, what a crafty hoepilot.

Example 2:
guy1: Wow how'd you navigate around our crazy town?
guy2: I owe it to my trusty hoepilot device...thanks hoepilot!

by Crunchyness January 18, 2008

Pube Farmer

One who harvests pubes when they are in season.

Someone who is all up in your ear, making themselves look stupid.

Aka Farmer of the Pubes
see also Pube Agriculturalist

Man, your roomate is being such a pube farmer.

No, you take out the trash, stupid pube farmer.

by Crunchyness April 16, 2007