Crunchyness's definitions

building cock

the art of raising a penis into a hard on

can be used like building my cock or whatever

this girl has been building cock all night.

I was sitting there with my roomate's chick, then all the sudden she started building on my cock. So I built it up in her.

by Crunchyness May 21, 2007

headulite

Having cellulite on one's head. A function resulting from gaining weight in extreme amounts, so as to creep into the head and scalp region. Can only be seen on shaved heads.

guy1: Whoa that dudes huge, check out his mutha fuckin headulite.
guy2: Damn, son!

yo momma's so fat her headulite looks like roads from space.

by Crunchyness May 11, 2007

boulderer

One who rockclimbs stictly or mainly on boulders.

I consider myself mainly a boulderer. Mostly because the rope can become very limiting so my psyche.

by Crunchyness May 11, 2007

builderer

One who "rockclimbs or urbanclimbs" strictly or mainly on buildings.

I'm a climber but never being able to leave the city and not having the climbing gym has turned me into a builderer.

by Crunchyness May 11, 2007

hulaflage

Camoflage made out of Hawaiian prints. Hibiscus flowers and whatnot.

I dropped my hulaflaged sandal in a tree and lost it. Just blended in too well.

by Crunchyness May 11, 2007

boulderesse

A hot chica that kills it on the boulders. You know, perfect body and tough as rock.

Nothing better than being spotted and spotting a boulderesse.

by Crunchyness May 11, 2007

bowl wizard

One who is extremely skilled in the arts of loading blows.
Bowl Wizards are ranked on a level system, i.e 1st level Bowl Wizard.

see also spliff wizard

Guy1: This is the supah sticky icky, do you think you can handle loading that?

Guy2: Are you kidding I'm a 9th level bowl wizard.

by Crunchyness May 11, 2007