Crunchyness's definitions

croctopus

A scary mix between a crocodile and an octopus.
This thing has the head of a crocodile with eight arms that have suckers and claws at the end.

It can run fast on land and swim fast underwater.
It also has an ink that it can shoot, though it more effective underwater.

Guy 1: Dude what the fuck was that thing?

Guy 2: I think it was the elusive croctopus. Watch you legs dude, that thing will fuck you the fuck up!

Guy 1: Awwww, shit!

by Crunchyness July 2, 2009

lidgasm

Happens when you are opening a container with a flimsy lid, i.e. yogurt, ranch, fry sauce, and the damn thing skeets all over you.
AKA the yogasm, squirgasm, and skeeting of the lid

Guy 1: What's that on your shirt?
Guy 2: Dude, my fucking yogurt skeeted all over me when I was opening it.
Guy 1: You got hit by a fucking lidgasm.

by Crunchyness October 3, 2007

A.M.F.M

Another Man's Fecal Matter

Like when someone uses a pulic bathroom and there are poop streaks and they are afraid of getting blamed for A.M.F.M.

I went in to the office bathroom and the guy before had left duty-streaks in the bowl. All I did was urinate, but as I left a cutie was heading to use the restroom and I knew she was going to blame me for A.M.F.M.

by Crunchyness May 28, 2007

bowl wizard

One who is extremely skilled in the arts of loading blows.
Bowl Wizards are ranked on a level system, i.e 1st level Bowl Wizard.

see also spliff wizard

Guy1: This is the supah sticky icky, do you think you can handle loading that?

Guy2: Are you kidding I'm a 9th level bowl wizard.

by Crunchyness May 11, 2007

A.M.P.M

Another Man's Penile Matter

You know something you might find in the park or at a strip club.

So this girl came up to me at the club last night, and I don't think she noticed, but under the black light, you could totally see A.M.P.M. on her shirt.

by Crunchyness June 20, 2007