milk and guns

1. A combination of having milk and guns in one's possesion. Usualy in one's trunk.

2. Breasts, ass, and vagina.

3. Something that is good.

Example 1
Guy 1 "Hey what do you have in here."
Guy 2 "Milk"
Guy 1 " Guns?"
Guy 2 "Milk and Guns, gotta stay calcium"

Example 2
Whoa, check out the all the milk and guns!

Example 3
That movie was like milk and guns.

by Crunchyness April 25, 2007

Post-it Superman dat hoe cape

Its when you don't have the time or effort to go through with a complete supermanning of that hoe. So you put a post it with a little superman symbol on it, so it looks like a mini cape.

Guy 1: Did you superman dat hoe?
Guy 2: no, I didn't want to whip it out in the office, but I gave her a Post-it Superman dat hoe cape.
Guy1: That's fucking tight!

by Crunchyness June 01, 2009

statement cookie

a fortune cookie that doesn't actually have a fortune in it, instead they package it with a lame statement like; Versatility is one of your greatest features.

Guy 1: Heh, what does you fortune cookie say?
Guy 2: Its not a fortune cookie its a goddamn statement cookie, it reads, " To understand a man, you must listen to his words."
Guy 1: Duh that's not only a statement, but its fucking obvious, more like a douche cookie.

by Crunchyness October 02, 2007

bob green

another surreptitious term for ganja, or herb.
must be used as a person, but in code for smoking.
Can be used as just "Bob"

Guy1: Hey, you know where I can find Bob Green?
Guy2: Yeah, he's been hangin out at my place for a while.
Guy1: Well lets hang out with him.
Guy2: Sounds good, I love bob.

by Crunchyness May 31, 2007

boulderesse

A hot chica that kills it on the boulders. You know, perfect body and tough as rock.

Nothing better than being spotted and spotting a boulderesse.

by Crunchyness May 11, 2007