Definitions by Crunchyness
statement cookie
a fortune cookie that doesn't actually have a fortune in it, instead they package it with a lame statement like; Versatility is one of your greatest features.
Guy 1: Heh, what does you fortune cookie say?
Guy 2: Its not a fortune cookie its a goddamn statement cookie, it reads, " To understand a man, you must listen to his words."
Guy 1: Duh that's not only a statement, but its fucking obvious, more like a douche cookie.
Guy 2: Its not a fortune cookie its a goddamn statement cookie, it reads, " To understand a man, you must listen to his words."
Guy 1: Duh that's not only a statement, but its fucking obvious, more like a douche cookie.
statement cookie by Crunchyness October 2, 2007
High Trash
This kinda shit is High Trash:
Drinking Cristal in the parking lot of a strip club, out of plastic cups.
Plasma TV with no cable or movie player, with a shitty ass couch in front of it.
Puking up MGD Light all over the inside of your brand new Mercedes
Drinking Cristal in the parking lot of a strip club, out of plastic cups.
Plasma TV with no cable or movie player, with a shitty ass couch in front of it.
Puking up MGD Light all over the inside of your brand new Mercedes
High Trash by Crunchyness June 30, 2007
A.M.P.M
So this girl came up to me at the club last night, and I don't think she noticed, but under the black light, you could totally see A.M.P.M. on her shirt.
A.M.P.M by Crunchyness June 20, 2007
cliffdering
Look there's a cliff, let go do some cliffdering.
I just got back from this desert trip, and along the way home I spotted some hot chicks climbing all over these cliffs, so I stopped to have a quick cliffdering session with them.
I just got back from this desert trip, and along the way home I spotted some hot chicks climbing all over these cliffs, so I stopped to have a quick cliffdering session with them.
cliffdering by Crunchyness June 10, 2007
bob green
another surreptitious term for ganja, or herb.
must be used as a person, but in code for smoking.
Can be used as just "Bob"
must be used as a person, but in code for smoking.
Can be used as just "Bob"
Guy1: Hey, you know where I can find Bob Green?
Guy2: Yeah, he's been hangin out at my place for a while.
Guy1: Well lets hang out with him.
Guy2: Sounds good, I love bob.
Guy2: Yeah, he's been hangin out at my place for a while.
Guy1: Well lets hang out with him.
Guy2: Sounds good, I love bob.
bob green by Crunchyness May 31, 2007
A.M.F.M
Another Man's Fecal Matter
Like when someone uses a pulic bathroom and there are poop streaks and they are afraid of getting blamed for A.M.F.M.
Like when someone uses a pulic bathroom and there are poop streaks and they are afraid of getting blamed for A.M.F.M.
I went in to the office bathroom and the guy before had left duty-streaks in the bowl. All I did was urinate, but as I left a cutie was heading to use the restroom and I knew she was going to blame me for A.M.F.M.
A.M.F.M by Crunchyness May 28, 2007
cock builder
one who builds cocks. Positive if you are a girl, negative if you are a guy. Building cock is making it grow.
Used positively: Did you see that little blond with the glasses that just walked in? She'ssuch a cock builder!
Used negatively: I hate when all you do is sit there like a fucking cock builder.
Used negatively: I hate when all you do is sit there like a fucking cock builder.
cock builder by Crunchyness May 21, 2007