Crunchyness's definitions
one who farms turtles for a living.
a light insult when you dont want to get all vulgar. Unless you want to get vulgar then you add it to a vile slew of words
a light insult when you dont want to get all vulgar. Unless you want to get vulgar then you add it to a vile slew of words
Guy1: Thats not a tortoise, that's a red eared slider.
Guy2: What are you a fucking turtle farmer?
You goddamn mutha fucking shit rolling dick lactating crack licking turtle farmer
Guy2: What are you a fucking turtle farmer?
You goddamn mutha fucking shit rolling dick lactating crack licking turtle farmer
by Crunchyness May 11, 2007
Get the Turtle Farmermug. Look there's a cliff, let go do some cliffdering.
I just got back from this desert trip, and along the way home I spotted some hot chicks climbing all over these cliffs, so I stopped to have a quick cliffdering session with them.
I just got back from this desert trip, and along the way home I spotted some hot chicks climbing all over these cliffs, so I stopped to have a quick cliffdering session with them.
by Crunchyness June 10, 2007
Get the cliffderingmug. 1. A combination of having milk and guns in one's possesion. Usualy in one's trunk.
2. Breasts, ass, and vagina.
3. Something that is good.
2. Breasts, ass, and vagina.
3. Something that is good.
Example 1
Guy 1 "Hey what do you have in here."
Guy 2 "Milk"
Guy 1 " Guns?"
Guy 2 "Milk and Guns, gotta stay calcium"
Example 2
Whoa, check out the all the milk and guns!
Example 3
That movie was like milk and guns.
Guy 1 "Hey what do you have in here."
Guy 2 "Milk"
Guy 1 " Guns?"
Guy 2 "Milk and Guns, gotta stay calcium"
Example 2
Whoa, check out the all the milk and guns!
Example 3
That movie was like milk and guns.
by Crunchyness April 25, 2007
Get the milk and gunsmug. Guy 1: So are you a righty or a lefty?
Guy 2: Well technically I'm a righty, but when it comes to taking care of myself, I'm ambistrokestrous.
Guy 1: Nice, that way your muscles stay balanced
Guy 2: Well technically I'm a righty, but when it comes to taking care of myself, I'm ambistrokestrous.
Guy 1: Nice, that way your muscles stay balanced
by Crunchyness December 12, 2007
Get the ambistrokestrousmug. I consider myself mainly a boulderer. Mostly because the rope can become very limiting so my psyche.
by Crunchyness May 11, 2007
Get the boulderermug. After breaking my right hand, which I normally wipe with, I had to become ambiwipestrous in order to comfortably cleanse my booty particles.
by Crunchyness November 2, 2009
Get the Ambiwipestrousmug. Oh look, Brian is off to launch his morning missile. Mine's ready too launch to but I'll have to chill until his destruction is over.
by Crunchyness March 12, 2009
Get the Morning Missilemug.