this girl has been building cock all night.
I was sitting there with my roomate's chick, then all the sudden she started building on my cock. So I built it up in her.
I was sitting there with my roomate's chick, then all the sudden she started building on my cock. So I built it up in her.
by Crunchyness May 05, 2007
by Crunchyness April 29, 2007
A scary mix between a crocodile and an octopus.
This thing has the head of a crocodile with eight arms that have suckers and claws at the end.
It can run fast on land and swim fast underwater.
It also has an ink that it can shoot, though it more effective underwater.
This thing has the head of a crocodile with eight arms that have suckers and claws at the end.
It can run fast on land and swim fast underwater.
It also has an ink that it can shoot, though it more effective underwater.
Guy 1: Dude what the fuck was that thing?
Guy 2: I think it was the elusive croctopus. Watch you legs dude, that thing will fuck you the fuck up!
Guy 1: Awwww, shit!
Guy 2: I think it was the elusive croctopus. Watch you legs dude, that thing will fuck you the fuck up!
Guy 1: Awwww, shit!
by Crunchyness June 25, 2009
I totally got drunk last night and had a sad session of rapesturbation...I was crying the whole time
by Crunchyness March 14, 2008
1. A combination of having milk and guns in one's possesion. Usualy in one's trunk.
2. Breasts, ass, and vagina.
3. Something that is good.
2. Breasts, ass, and vagina.
3. Something that is good.
Example 1
Guy 1 "Hey what do you have in here."
Guy 2 "Milk"
Guy 1 " Guns?"
Guy 2 "Milk and Guns, gotta stay calcium"
Example 2
Whoa, check out the all the milk and guns!
Example 3
That movie was like milk and guns.
Guy 1 "Hey what do you have in here."
Guy 2 "Milk"
Guy 1 " Guns?"
Guy 2 "Milk and Guns, gotta stay calcium"
Example 2
Whoa, check out the all the milk and guns!
Example 3
That movie was like milk and guns.
by Crunchyness April 16, 2007
So this girl came up to me at the club last night, and I don't think she noticed, but under the black light, you could totally see A.M.P.M. on her shirt.
by Crunchyness May 31, 2007
Having cellulite on one's head. A function resulting from gaining weight in extreme amounts, so as to creep into the head and scalp region. Can only be seen on shaved heads.
guy1: Whoa that dudes huge, check out his mutha fuckin headulite.
guy2: Damn, son!
yo momma's so fat her headulite looks like roads from space.
guy2: Damn, son!
yo momma's so fat her headulite looks like roads from space.
by Crunchyness April 29, 2007