this girl has been building cock all night.
I was sitting there with my roomate's chick, then all the sudden she started building on my cock. So I built it up in her.
I was sitting there with my roomate's chick, then all the sudden she started building on my cock. So I built it up in her.
by Crunchyness May 21, 2007
Get the building cock mug.Having cellulite on one's head. A function resulting from gaining weight in extreme amounts, so as to creep into the head and scalp region. Can only be seen on shaved heads.
guy1: Whoa that dudes huge, check out his mutha fuckin headulite.
guy2: Damn, son!
yo momma's so fat her headulite looks like roads from space.
guy2: Damn, son!
yo momma's so fat her headulite looks like roads from space.
by Crunchyness May 11, 2007
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a light insult when you dont want to get all vulgar. Unless you want to get vulgar then you add it to a vile slew of words
a light insult when you dont want to get all vulgar. Unless you want to get vulgar then you add it to a vile slew of words
Guy1: Thats not a tortoise, that's a red eared slider.
Guy2: What are you a fucking turtle farmer?
You goddamn mutha fucking shit rolling dick lactating crack licking turtle farmer
Guy2: What are you a fucking turtle farmer?
You goddamn mutha fucking shit rolling dick lactating crack licking turtle farmer
by Crunchyness May 11, 2007
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You give someone the Castro.
You can also get Castroed.
see also the Chong
You give someone the Castro.
You can also get Castroed.
see also the Chong
Guy 1: While I was fucking my girl last night, I noticed a cigar on the night stand so I gave her the Castro.
Guy 2: you gave her the ole Castro? That's fucking tight!
Guy 2: you gave her the ole Castro? That's fucking tight!
by Crunchyness June 25, 2009
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Drinking Cristal in the parking lot of a strip club, out of plastic cups.
Plasma TV with no cable or movie player, with a shitty ass couch in front of it.
Puking up MGD Light all over the inside of your brand new Mercedes
Drinking Cristal in the parking lot of a strip club, out of plastic cups.
Plasma TV with no cable or movie player, with a shitty ass couch in front of it.
Puking up MGD Light all over the inside of your brand new Mercedes
by Crunchyness June 30, 2007
Get the High Trash mug.Guy 1: Did you see that? Your girl just hockey checked that chick, and then smashed through a wall. Dude, she was screaming like a bull and her veins were almost popping off all over.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's got pms, and she's on one of her crampages again
Guy 2: Yeah, she's got pms, and she's on one of her crampages again
by Crunchyness February 01, 2008
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