Crowdsurfer's definitions

Hairball

(hâr-bawl) - VERB

To direct a load-out from the back of a truck.

"Don't worry, you can fuller the load, he'll osier it and I'll just hairball it from here!"

by Crowdsurfer February 7, 2010

Hollywood

(hŏl'ē-wŏŏd') - VERB

To load in with more than two non-working chain motors and no spares.

"Ok guys, take a break, I'm gonna have to run back to the shop, looks like we've hollywooded this one!"

by Crowdsurfer February 7, 2010

DD

(duhb-uhl dee) - VERB

To screw up a task so simple that it could have been done by amoebas.

"Oh dear GOD, all I wanted you to do was turn on the light, how the hell can you DD that?"

by Crowdsurfer February 7, 2010

Venegasly

(vey-ney-gahs-lee) - ADJECTIVE

A manner of dress which questions the wearer's sexuality.

"Wow, now those are some venegasly shorts!

by Crowdsurfer February 7, 2010

Avalanche

(āv'ə-lānch') - NOUN

Any piece of staging that is still at the venue 6 months after the event.

"will somebody get this avalanche outta my way so I can set up the band gear?"

by Crowdsurfer February 7, 2010

Yanac

(yuh-nak) - NOUN

The act of stealing someone's car, then cutting the police chase short by dumping the vehicle and hopping a city bus for 3 stops.

"did you hear about the guy pulling the Yanac yesterday?"

"no"

"due, he totally drove off in the instructor's car!"

by Crowdsurfer February 7, 2010

Schultz

(shoolts) - VERB

To simultaneously get yourself fired from 3 jobs and banned from a venue.

"Hey, why isn't Kevin here?"

"Oh he schultzed himself last week, long story!"

by Crowdsurfer February 7, 2010