by Criostoir Hulme June 25, 2008

A couple of hundred years ago a man walked into a shop
in London and asked the person behind the counter for a newt
in London and asked the person behind the counter for a newt
by Criostoir Hulme September 21, 2005

All the family were talking at the graveside, after their mother
had been buried. They all agreed she had given them aml
had been buried. They all agreed she had given them aml
by Criostoir Hulme September 05, 2005

St Patrick was born about 390 in Britain. He was kidnapped around 406 and brought to Ireland as a slave. In approximately 412 he escaped and returned to Britain. later St Patrick returned to Ireland as a Bishop. He converted the Irish people to Christianity. St Patrick died about 462 in Co. Down. He is buried near Down Cathedral, Downpatrick
by Criostoir Hulme December 28, 2005

These few lines give a soupçon of Bn
Great Victoria Street abounds with many a club and pub
In the evenings they're popular spots for drink and grub.
The oldest pub in the street is the Crown
Where manys a pint of Guinness is supped down
Great Victoria Street abounds with many a club and pub
In the evenings they're popular spots for drink and grub.
The oldest pub in the street is the Crown
Where manys a pint of Guinness is supped down
by Criostoir Hulme September 05, 2005

Very popular with international terrorist groups including the IRA. A car wired with explosives that are detonated by remote control killing people and destroying neighbouring property. Please do not try this at home. You may notice that when the bomb has gone off with a big bang you may be suffering from deafness. The other thing you will most certainly notice is that both your neighbours and their houses have moved away from the locality. By the way, where is your house? You foolish person an insurance claim might not be a good idea, I doubt you will get away with it. Never mind the government of your country may give you free accommodation for the rest of your life.
The car bomb on 15th August 1998 in Market Street, Omagh, Co. Tyrone in the north of Ireland, detonated by the Real IRA killed 29 people
by Criostoir Hulme December 28, 2005

by Criostoir Hulme September 24, 2005
