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Titilated 

When you get that nipple rising erection from something hot and sexy
I felt titilated when he called me his fucking whore and pulled my hair and smacked my bare ass!
Titilated by Cricket May 9, 2014

cody peet 

cody peet is a boy with stinky feet and he sits around all day and likes to beat his meat......he likes to make out with fat chicks and finds out they got big dicks....then he runs away and passes out and waits for his penis to become nice and stout hahahah lil chodey peet
hahaha cody peet is the anal king
cody peet by cricket April 2, 2005

chronic lyricosis 

a debilitating disease wherein an individual consistently hears incorrect lyrics to songs
"there's a bathroom on the right" in lieu of "there's a bad moon on the rise"
chronic lyricosis by cricket March 22, 2005

dick tease 

a girl who looks pretty good and flirts with a bunch of guys but doesn't actually like them or want to have anything to do with 'em; leads people on

ex1. lifeguard who'll let you put your feet in the pool but won't let you jump in.

ex2. forest ranger who give matches to a pyro and tells 'em not to burn the forest down.
Hey look at that girl. She's such a dick tease, kinda reminds me of that jennifer miles girl who likes chicks.
dick tease by Cricket September 13, 2004

Cartoon Network 

An increasingly terrible network which introduced good shows, such as Dexter's Lab, and Samuri Jack, then overdid them. Now, Dexter's Lab is no longer funny. None of the newer versions of any of the cartoons are funny. The reruns still provoke laughter, but the new ones are just sad.
Despite it's lack of humor, Cartoon Network is better than Nickelodeon.
Cartoon Network by Cricket June 19, 2004
The main character in the book, Lamb The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal. He invented sarcasm.
"La-la-la. Hey Roman guy, too bad about your getting stabbed. La-la-la. It's probably not a message from God or nothing. La-la-la. Telling you that maybe you should have gone home, la, la, la. Instead of oppressing the chosen people who God hisownself has said that he likes better than you. Fa, la, la, la." -Biff, when distracting a Roman gaurd so Jesus could bring a man back from the dead when they were young.
biff by Cricket June 19, 2004
a surprised attack by a large group of peeps apone a smaller groups of peeps
Homie see thoses fags over there? the short one fucked my gurl, lets jump those bitches
jump by Cricket October 27, 2003