Creed Cur's definitions

dream-puff

A crush with a major sensitive side; a non-binary soul unafraid to show all sides to all

My last bf was such a harsh mofo—I'm dying to get with Georgie, he's such a dream-puff.

My fraternity put up a stupid sign last rush—"dream-puffs need not apply"

by Creed Cur December 21, 2020

My Little Porny

A self-created sex video that you hope will go viral; used with satiric reference to the "My Little Pony" Hasbro toy franchise

"Chris and me shot a My Little Porny last night that was off-the-hook sick."

"We're getting some mad props for the My Little Porny I posted."

"Hey, girl, you all should watch My Little Porny - it shows what I can do."

by Creed Cur June 1, 2014

remotus operandi

The practice of pointing the wrong remote control at an electronic device and expecting it to work; also the feeling shame, idiocy and frustration realizing you have done so

Brutus is using the TV remote to try to operate the DVR! It's clear a case of remotus operandi!
I spent five minutes with remotus operandi trying to turn down the volume on the stereo!

by Creed Cur December 22, 2017

telergized

Being energized over your TV choices in the near future. The state of satisfaction that comes from knowing you don't have to channel surf to find something to watch.

"Man, Game of Thrones is on tonight, and I'm totally telegerized!"
"Debbie and Dawn got telergized binge-watching Breaking Bad."

by Creed Cur August 18, 2014

It's called history, sweaty

A phrase employed to point out the extremely obvious, off a memorable, widely shared Twitter exchange about Jesus writing the Bible. The misspelling of "sweetie" as "sweaty" lends it a perfect killer twist. A more ironic, in-the-know version of "duh," usually pronounced with dripping sarcasm.

World War Two was fought in Antarctica?
It's called history, sweaty, look it up.

Johnny is crushing on Perkins? I don't believe it!
It's called history, sweaty!

by Creed Cur June 7, 2021

homewoke

The principle of making sure to rectify your own self and your own personal environment before you seek to set others right. Refers to the effort and determination it takes to acknowledge leftover attitudes and bullshit opinions that are better off discarded. Individual responsibility means bringing the lessons home. The old Zen koan: "Master, master, what is the meaning of the universe?" Master: "Clean your rice bowl."

Jilly is just 15, but she’s assigning her parents homewoke instead of the other way around.

He’s so busy correcting everybody else that he forgets he needs to do a little homewoke on himself.

by Creed Cur May 24, 2021