Creed Cur's definitions

deja nu?

When you search your memory but no how hard you try simply cannot remember what TV you watched the night before. Often a feature of pandemic mind, leaving sufferers with a sick feeling that their lives are wasting away in an endless succession of Netflix/Prime/Hulu/HBO Max binges.

I know I was up late cranking on some series last night, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was.
Bruh you got a bad case of deja nu?

What'd we watch last night, bae?
Deja nu much?

by Creed Cur April 21, 2021

telergized

Being energized over your TV choices in the near future. The state of satisfaction that comes from knowing you don't have to channel surf to find something to watch.

"Man, Game of Thrones is on tonight, and I'm totally telegerized!"
"Debbie and Dawn got telergized binge-watching Breaking Bad."

by Creed Cur August 18, 2014

remotus operandi

The practice of pointing the wrong remote control at an electronic device and expecting it to work; also the feeling shame, idiocy and frustration realizing you have done so

Brutus is using the TV remote to try to operate the DVR! It's clear a case of remotus operandi!
I spent five minutes with remotus operandi trying to turn down the volume on the stereo!

by Creed Cur December 22, 2017

My Little Porny

A self-created sex video that you hope will go viral; used with satiric reference to the "My Little Pony" Hasbro toy franchise

"Chris and me shot a My Little Porny last night that was off-the-hook sick."

"We're getting some mad props for the My Little Porny I posted."

"Hey, girl, you all should watch My Little Porny - it shows what I can do."

by Creed Cur June 1, 2014

Farty Leo

A person (including possibly oneself) experiencing a particularly gaseous and smelly episode. Source: Kate Winslet's quote in a Vanity Fair article regarding her Titanic co-star, Leo DiCaprio: "To me, he's just smelly, farty Leo."

Man, I was such a Farty Leo tonight, I cleared the room.
Did you see that video catching a Farty Leo moment on a hot mic?
Those frat boys were a bunch of Farty Leos and thought every blast was hilarious!

by Creed Cur July 28, 2020

homewoke

The principle of making sure to rectify your own self and your own personal environment before you seek to set others right. Refers to the effort and determination it takes to acknowledge leftover attitudes and bullshit opinions that are better off discarded. Individual responsibility means bringing the lessons home. The old Zen koan: "Master, master, what is the meaning of the universe?" Master: "Clean your rice bowl."

Jilly is just 15, but she’s assigning her parents homewoke instead of the other way around.

He’s so busy correcting everybody else that he forgets he needs to do a little homewoke on himself.

by Creed Cur May 24, 2021