chestie

A selfie of ones bare chest.

Send me a chestie so I can see what I'm working with here.

by Jay Lo 1984 February 11, 2014

Chestie

A shirtless selfie showing off (usually male) pecs and abs, tanned, toned and trimmed

Hey, Ralph sent me a chestie and that dude is ripped!

LOL Donny's chestie showed flab more than abs!

by Creed Cur March 20, 2019

Double Fists to Chestie

When a guy sticks both of his fists into his girls asshole. He then pulls his fists out and rubs the poo from the asshole on the girls chest while saying "double fist to chestie"

1)Guy: Do you like poo?
Girl: Yes!
Guy: I'm gonna give you a double fists to chestie.

2) bitch, come over here and get a double fist to chestie

by BenDover686868 September 30, 2011

chestesticles

Breasts

My woman has the nicest chestesticles.

by THE_BIGMAN April 14, 2010

Blazing the Chester

This slang phrase refers to the act of smoking a puffed Cheeto as if it were a cigar or lighting the crushed product in a pipe, usually made of aluminum foil. Smoking Cheetos for a prolonged amount of time will yield a mild high, due to the fumes released from the preservatives found in the "orange dust". A consensus among those known commonly as "The Chester Club" is that smoking exactly two hundred puffed Cheetos will yield a "high" for about five seconds. The high is said to include amnesia, unconsciousness, and total unresponsiveness to external stimuli. Common among those who blaze the chester is the number "200". They say "too hunnit er'day" to indicate that they partake of "that good chedda". Despite the popularity of smoking two hundred pieces in order to achieve a high, smoking out of a large pipe known as a "peace pipe" made of aluminum foil is far more effective. This method involves placing and igniting a cheeto into the end of the pipe. The smoke is inhaled only while the cheeto is ablaze. Participants of this activity usually wear hats that have ear flaps, and modify them to have the flaps stick outwards from the head. These hats are called "Chester Hats". Blazing the Chester originated in northwestern Illinois from a group of teenagers by a fire with nothing but Cheeto puffs and imagination. To this day, people still "Blaze the Chester" and might refer to it as "Chasin' the cheetah", "Crankin' da oranj in da tin", and "Tokin' that good chedda".

Bro 1: "Dude, what the hell are you smoking? Is that a cheeto?"
Bro 2: *cough* "Yeah bruh, I'm Blazing the Chester"
Bro 1: "You dumbass"
Bro 2: "I hit dat too hunnit er'day"
Bro 1: "Lemme get a righteous toke."
Bro 2: "Hand me that foil so we can crank oranj in da tin" *fashions three foot long peace pipe and lights up a piece*
Bro 1: *takes a mad-righteous toke* "......"
Bro 2: "Haha, you like?"
Bro 1: ...(Five seconds later)... "Wh..Wh..Whut?"
Bro 2: "Duuuuude..."

by Yobungus1337 March 11, 2014

chester drawers

known to the rest of the civilized world as a "chest of drawers" or a "dresser" a piece of furniture commonly located in a bedroom.

I'm gonna go pick up a chester drawers so I have a place to put my underwear.

by Wamp2016 April 8, 2011

Chester Bennington

Chester Bennington was a singer, and songwriter, and the front man for the rock band Linkin Park. He will be missed greatly for the inspiration of many great bands. He left behind a wife and 6 kids.

(March 20, 1967 - July 20, 2017)

"When life leaves us blind, love keeps us kind" - Chester Bennington

by ®OA©h July 21, 2017